Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 03, 2020

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …now, his face will smell like fish all day…

    …don’t tell Gwyneth Paltrow…

    …she will try to sell it as a new age health cure…

    …or a candle…

    …ever see a one eyed purple people eater?…

    …ever see hobnobbing ?…

    …knobgobbling?…

    …or Rod Sterling?…

    … Tim Curry?…

    …or drink Jesus juice?…

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  almost 5 years ago

    Looking up ‘cornhobbling’ in the Gee-I-Didn’t-Know search, they give a little question: ‘Did you mean: cornholing?’ No! And I especially don’t want to do both, either at once or even subsequently with the same fish!

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    Not in the OED, but a great word just the same. Many people in government deserve to be cornhobbled.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Sure glad for the insertion of the double ‘b’ today.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Family Feud memorable moment…

    Show me, “Cornhobbling”!

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    True story: I had yet to put on my cheaters when I first looked and I thought the definition said, “ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ sʟᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ғɪsʜ” and I thought, “WOW! That’s some slap!” and then I put on my glasses and suddenly it all made sense.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Could be a pirate’s WORD of the day, arrrrr, me slap Brutus today over me O.O..

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    A note: they do not use show me state, in MO., anymore…, although who could forget ..

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    I wanna see a fish-slapping bear.

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    Bill Thompson  almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    What bout hobbling through the con fields after slapped by a fish named Wonda ..

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Well, he could have been gobsmacked.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Slapped with a fish called Wanda.

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like he expected a definition, but got a demonstration. So, if you live in Missouri, best to look it up yourself. You never know what you’ll be “shown”.

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    Here in Florida, we play cornhole at outdoor parties. It has to do with throwing sandbags into holes in a wooden platform to score points. Like shuffleboard but without the shuffle. If you go up north and say you’d like to play cornhole…well, you could be excoriated (whatever that means). Whatever, don’t suggest playing that game if you’re currently in a prison.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No one’s mentioned Monty Python and this: https://youtu.be/tWe3mbHxJ3I ?

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    The natives call it Missour-uh, not Misery (sic) …

    kind of a tomato/tomahto, potato/potahto thingy dingy (ERNESTINE ?) …!

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    If you asked a certain exotic dancer to show you that definition you may not make it out alive.

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    painedsmile  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve been cornhobbled a few times by my girlfriend with something that smelled fishy, but it wasn’t fish. I slapped her back with something that wasn’t a donkey.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I have a number of friends from Missouri (or had, in the case of some who are deceased), and have visited there for professional reasons several times. I have never been cornhobbled, nor even seen anyone armed with a fish. I did once get brushed off by a fair maiden of my acquaintance there, however….

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