Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2020

Now go away or I will taunt you again!

silly english k-nig-it

Something may have been lost in the translation.

Stunning, just stunning!

Holy Grail, Batman!!!

Leave the silly Eeenglish knigits outa this…Hope the Huns fart in his general direction.

Now call their door-opening request a silly thing.

He could have asked for the “greatest projectile” as well.“Fetchez la vache”

Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!!

It’s only a flesh wound!

And we want…….a shrubbery.

Neet!

I wanted to go to Castle Anthrax.

Now, go attack them while they’re doubled over in laughter!

Run away! Run away!

So the purpose of a battle cry is to make them cry – with laughter?

Don’t know the enemy’s reaction, but it looked like it stunned Rodney’s fellow soldiers!

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.

Unless it’s really cutting and sharp, Slinging the bull doesn’t cut it….

Bravely bold Sir RodneyRode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Rodney. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Rodney. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis“That’s, that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.” Brave Sir Rodney ran away. (“No!”) Bravely ran away away. (“I didn’t!”) When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. (“I never!”) Yes, brave Sir Rodney turned about And gallantly he chickened out. (“You’re lying!”) Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Rodney!

OMG between the comic itself and some of the comments I can’t stop laughing. Hope the rest of my day is this good!

That only works if your French and someone is using a cow catapult.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

100 points to Houses Parker and Hart!

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

“RUN AWAY!!!”

Second best: “Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!”

Elderberries? They are for jam or wine.

Well, it’s no “Rebel Yell” …

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

NI!!

I fart in your general direction.

As long as Rod speaks with a bad French accent.

Has Sir Rodney cribbed that battle cry from “Monty Pythom and the Holy Grail”?

That’ll put fear into those English pig-dogs!

Always look forward to the comments when a comic quotes Monty Python. :-)

I prefer, “I fart in your general direction!” (Monty Python).

I fart in your general direction!

“I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?!”

Left me shaking in my boots…or would have if I wore boots.

That sounds like something out of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.

I’m glad I have my Holy Hand Grenade.

I fart in your general direction.

That only works if you’re French (and have a farm animal catapult)

Rodney forgot to add ‘the most terrifying!’ in regards to the battle cry request. Though his battle cry is ‘great’ (at causing the enemy to collapse into hysterical laughter)…

I think that only works if you yell it with an outrageous French accent!

Right out of Monty Python!

I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper

Fools I fart in your general direction