Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 01, 2020

Groan.

“Well I met a man out in Hollywood

Now I ain’t naming names

Well he really worked me over good

Just like Jesse James

Yes he really worked me over good

He was a credit to his gender

Put me through some changes Lord

Sort of like a Waring blender"

POOR POOR PITIFUL ME

But WILL IT BLEND?

Careful. Telling jokes that bad, you could be Oster-cized.

Dr Mel should be happy! He could have got pureed feelings!

Anger, Joy, Sadness, Fear, and Disgust have a lot to say.

Perfect for margaritas with your therapist!

Lemon Blend. Now that’s a mixer!

Panel 4: A rat enters, carrying a baseball bat.

OK lets try this Emotional Blender on Pam, I just want to see who would survive.

And, it makes great bass!

I get mixed feelings too…..should it be piña colada or strawberry daiquiri today?

Hmmmm…. a mixed-feeling smoothie…

Mixed metaphors.

Needs more cowbells.

I know a lot of people like that …

He wants to trash it, but…(WAIT FOR IT) it has to blend before it breaks.

Love is a many-blendered thing…

“A man who would pun would steal sheep.” – John Wayne

On the plus side, he’s now puree of heart.

Groan…