B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 25, 2020

“Sorry, but you’re just not my type.”

[rimshot]

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above and a thing called love…

It’s a thinker LOL

You don’t “get it?”

Hey Bee! Back into that bird at FULL speed!

Try a little mood music.

The bumble bee is not supposed to fly the way it is designed.. but the bumble bee doesn’t know that so it goes ahead and flies anyway !

I guess my old brain just runs in the wrong direction. I was thinking of Bee-eaters, a type of bird, “Why should I eat bees with that big ol’ stinger?”

I wonder if this is in reference to today’s entry from “Back To B.C.”

The bees’ got a ‘point’!

Birdie, just let it bee…

He would get it if there were more than ONE of each!

Maybe they just need a little privacy .

Great song

Older brother to younger brother: “I just had a talk with dad. Do you remember what we did with those girls? Well, dad tells me birds and bees do that too!”

=o=

Alternative joke: “Son, I want to talk to you about sex.” “Sure dad, what do you want to know?”

Well, with all the ‘social distancing’ I’m thinking the whole stay home and entertain yourselves may just make the birds and the bees a bit more relevant. Lets think ahead a little and start hoarding disposable diapers.

Perhaps if you started flitting about …?

Where DID the euphemism “all about the birds and the bees” come from?

Are Mastroianni and Hart trying to sync up with the Back to BC strip?

See it’s birdS and beeS, not a bird and a bee. Though if you cross a bird and a bee you probably get hummingbirds.

“The birds and the bees and the cigarette trees on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.”

Could be that stinger heading in his direction….

This strip actually goes well with the “Back to BC” strip for today.

This cartoon if rife with sexual tension.

Man piaba……..

It’s always awkward and seldom is there a good place to start.

I get that part. It’s the flowers and the trees that always throws me…

They’re looking down on the people hoarding toilet paper.

I can understand if they said, “Why drag us into this lurid conversation?”.

Learn to dance with Arthur Murray (especially Interpretive)

Before my wedding, my dad told me: “You know, birds, bees, flowers, and such? Well, it’s important to realize women are different.”

This situation is bee-coming bird-ensome.

I don’t get it!

It’s a Blue bird with a Yellow jacket