Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 30, 2020

Bruce Jenner.

They do fill out what she wearing nicely.

If she had a fun house mirror, she might not have had to spend for the plastic surgery.

I can’t tell for the clothes.

“Yours are impressive, my dear Midge,

But don’t forget the Dolly Parton Bridge."

The biggest boobs gang out in the White House.

You’re boyfriend is the best nutjob. But I guess he qualifies as a boohb too.

It depends on how much you paid for them dear.

Well, there are some ladies working in porn…

To quote a song….Let me sleep on it. I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

Anyone remember San Francisco’s Carol Doda? She gave up quality for quantity.

Mirror: well I just don’t know unless I take a peek……Wack, cracked, crash

Fake (boob) News!

“I ain’t stupid in answering that question after I answered the last question like this, and what you did to me.”

Was helping a (female) friend move. She had several empty 5 gallon water cooler containers. I handed one to her to carry, then handed her another, paused, and told her “Nice Jugs”.

The best boob job? Easy, the plastic surgeon, he makes a ton of money doing boobs. (Keep ’em natural, any shape, any size).

My brother’s third wife was 4’10". She had a boob job. She had gotten pretty stretched out due to having children. The first time they did the surgery, the doctor put in a D cup size implant. She told the doctor prior to the surgery that she didn’t think it would be enough, and she was right. He probably should have removed some of the tissue prior, because the D did not fill out her breasts. The doctor removed the D and replaced it with an F cup size. Post surgery, she was swollen and looked like a cartoon character; Little Annie Fanny comes to mind. My girlfriend at the time was very conservative, yet after seeing my brother’s wife said, “Good God, what’s with those t**s? I couldn’t keep from staring at them.” My brother and I went golfing about a week after his wife’s surgery. We were to meet a friend of his in the parking lot. He drove up and had to park about 100 yards from us. He gets out of the car and sees us. First thing he shouts out to me, “Hey Randy, how about them t**s?”; legendary.

I’ll be the judge of that, my dear.

I can’t see well, I better get up close to judge!

I wonder whether “boob job” qualifies as an essential employment?

I don’t know. All artificial knockers strictly for the sake of size cool me off instantly. I won’t even walk abreast of one.

I will personally do a hands on inspection of both you and your friends so I can give an honest appraisal

Go BIG or go home!

“L’il Darlin’ don’t let your spirits fall, but Mr Trump has the best of all”…

To enjoy a reflective moment.

Thou hast the finest silicon, ‘tis true. But Snow White’s are bigger, and natural, too!

Bigger doesn’t appeal as much as nice pointy snow cones.