Tom Toles for March 26, 2020

Egg-zactly

Yolks on the MAGA-otts …….. you’re all gonna be infected at Easter.

“Did he fall or was he pushed?”

Utterly appalling what he does with those tiny weak hands, some paper, and a pen.

Tweedledum demands it! Or is it Twitterdum!

…and all the king’s men…obviously.

Is that the U.S. Treasury nest egg?

So predictable is the resident. Whatever is most logical is discarded in his “planning” as he always favors the least feasible way to achieve a goal … usually worsening the situation. He does this consistently because he feels that makes him appear to be unpredictable and masks his willful ignorance of issues. As he fails he invents imaginary enemies to blame for his failures: usually those who would do the correct things.

While that’s what Trump would like, the situation on the ground will have more say on how the fed acts, an Trump’s wish isn’t likely to be realistic come Easter. Besides, the states and cities have the last say on what their policies will be re: Kung Flu.

What a Guy! America’s fearless leader! Don the Con!

The fall has already happened. You made this mess, Mr. Trump. But again, you’re depending on the resilience and determination of the American People to clean it up for you. You will then claim all the credit while having assumed none of the responsibility. What’s sad is that we will. We will get through this, not because of your lack of leadership, but in spite of it.

Trumpty Dumpty went to the street named “Wall”,

Trumpty Dumpty watched as it took a great fall,

All the “King’s” lies, and all the “King’s” men,

Couldn’t lift the street named Wall back up again!

(It will take people WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING to fix this mess… and that leaves out Trumpty Dumpty and his merry band of Sycophants!)

Go to church and get to work you slackers, sacrifice your self for the Trump economy.

Wouldn’t it be a wonderful world if everything trump wanted came to pass.. and in his simple mind it is all so possible

Latest from His Highness: “Nobody has done the job that we’ve done.” Yeah, because nobody with a brain would WANT to have made the mess of things that you have.

The United States desperately needs somebody to read the Dr. Seuss story, “The Big Brag” to Li’l Donnie. (May I suggest Ivanka?) Li’l Donnie would not LEARN anything, of course, but I suppose that he would clap his widdle hands in glee at the funny pictures……..

Trump is going to come to ground zero (NY City) to take credit for the hospital ship’s arrival. NYC isn’t crackerville. He may get a surprise beyond an Italian-size daily death rate.

And I want to see people ignore the moron and listen to those who know far more than he ever will!

Wiatr: I would like to see justice. That and a dollar will not even procure a cup of coffee so here we are, stuck with a leader we are too cowardly to deal with.