Pickles by Brian Crane for April 24, 2020

What’s wrong with, “Down the hall on the left”?

hope your bladder is strong, Earl

Is Earl getting ready to create his own splattery painting?

Woohoo, let’s go look at some naked statues Pearl!

Always grab a museum map so you can find the closest one, which is usually by the stairs and elevators.

That’s one way to get him interested in art.

At your age, Earl that may not be a wise thing to do!

You’ll recognise it…. it’ll be the room with the toilet stalls and sinks.

You’re welcome.

Find a Grecian urn.

Opal be a touch more helpful or Earl’s pants could be yours to clean ;-)

His pocket may allow him to do just that.

Situational awareness – know where the exits are. Old man situational awareness – know where the restrooms are.

It’s complicated….soon he’ll come upon “The Scream” holding it so long

Those emotional paintings scare the crap out of me.

I’ll be in the snack shop. They have to have a bathroom too.

There’s one other place where a restroom is harder to find than a musuem … the public library!

Earl – did you not know – there’s an app for that – sometimes it even has a map inside the building you’re in. OH the helpfulness of modern gadgets!

I wonder if the museum is ready for another expressionist masterpiece?

I’ve always liked impressionist themes, but have to stand across the room, tear up my eyes and squint to see the picture.

That’s how I used to feel when I was in one of Brads’ cowboy or western museums. Now, my sister and either stay at the hotel or wait in the truck and read.

I recall a piece of graffiti in a toilet stall, that said…"When you finish reading this 4,000 lbs. of plaster will fall from the ceiling, to create George Segal’s new work “Man on Toilet Seat.”

So Splattery, right?

Unrealistic, all seniors know where all immediate restrooms are located. It’s a rare case where it Depends.

I hope Earl didn’t drink coffee before going to the miseum. If he did, DON’T DELAY, Earl!

Not very helpful Opal…..

He started it.