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It certainly seems like the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. āThe speed at which I was falling has rapidly slowed! Yippee! So now I can take off this damned parachute!ā āJesus is MY vaccine!ā āBraaainsā¦ā
The sunāll come out tomorrow, So you gotta hang on ātil tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow Youāre always a day awayā¦
Two Russian women were standing in line to buy bread during the Khrushchev era. One asks the other, āAnd how are you today?ā The other responds, āNormal. Worse than yesterday, but not as bad as tomorrow.ā
Geez. Iām a cynic. And a caustic one, at times. But Iāve not yet felt the urge to throw myself under a bus or drink from a flask of poison. My gf and I went on a cruise in late February (no illness resulted ā had the time of our lives) and became engaged in mid-March (in a nearly empty restaurant). Probably getting married in October. Has it been a year of challenges? Sure. Has it been a good year anyway? Yep!
Snipped MelBrooksā theme song lyrics for ā12 chairsā. meh flickās classic song..
Hope for the best, expect the worstSome drink champagne, some die of thirstNo way of knowing which way itās goingHope for the best, expect the worst!
Hope for the best, expect the worstThe worldās a stage, weāre unrehearsedSome reach the top, friends, while others drop, friendsHope for the best, expect the worst!
I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heād planned to go and spend itShouting āLive while youāre alive! No one will survive!āLife is sorrowāhere today and gone tomorrow
Live while youāre alive, no one will surviveāthereās no guarantee
Hope for the best; expect the worstYou could be Tolstoy or Fannie HurstYou take your chances; there are no answersHope for the best expect the worst!
I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heād planned to go and spend it,Shouting āLive while youāre alive! No one will survive!āLife is funnyāSpend your money! Spend your money!
Live while youāre alive, no one will surviveāthereās no guarantee
Hope for the best; expect the worst.The rich are blessed; the poor are cursedThat is a fact, friends, the deck is stacked, friendsHope for the best, expect theā¦
(Even with a good beginning, itās not certain that youāre winning.Even with the best of chances, they can kick you in the pantses)
My Dad always said any day he could get out of bed under his own power and take nourishment, was a good day! He grew up during the Depression, and served in the Army during WWII, in the Pacific. Three combat landings under Macarthur. So Iāll go with Dad.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Turn off the TV.
Notaspy almost 5 years ago
All we can hope for is a better tomorrow
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Pigās endless optimism is infectious.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
if not tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow followed by the day after that, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Iām lucky. I find few days that are sort of awesome. But it does make it hard to have a better day tomorrow.
Robin Harwood almost 5 years ago
Optimism just sets you up for disappointment.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Pigās a cockeyed optimist.
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
Tomorrow is another dayā¦ and I donāt give a d@mn.
momofalex7 almost 5 years ago
Stop watching the news!
Alexander the Good Enough almost 5 years ago
It certainly seems like the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. āThe speed at which I was falling has rapidly slowed! Yippee! So now I can take off this damned parachute!ā āJesus is MY vaccine!ā āBraaainsā¦ā
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
We only have hope and optimism, I hope we have a great existence of both to get through this stage.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Tomorrow never dies.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
The sunāll come out tomorrow, So you gotta hang on ātil tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow Youāre always a day awayā¦
rshive almost 5 years ago
Whistling a happy tune can only take one so far.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
Two Russian women were standing in line to buy bread during the Khrushchev era. One asks the other, āAnd how are you today?ā The other responds, āNormal. Worse than yesterday, but not as bad as tomorrow.ā
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Next century will be better!
Next century will be better!
everett_r0 almost 5 years ago
Every day you survive gives one more chance for a better tomorrowā¦.
cdward almost 5 years ago
Each day will be about the same. Each day will be about the same.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Stiff Upper Lip Time ! ā¦ Croc Power !
ekw555 almost 5 years ago
you really need to stop watching the news, Pig.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
With all the pork processing plant shut downs, Pig is right.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Heās paranoid ā¦..and itās catchy
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
Geez. Iām a cynic. And a caustic one, at times. But Iāve not yet felt the urge to throw myself under a bus or drink from a flask of poison. My gf and I went on a cruise in late February (no illness resulted ā had the time of our lives) and became engaged in mid-March (in a nearly empty restaurant). Probably getting married in October. Has it been a year of challenges? Sure. Has it been a good year anyway? Yep!
e.groves almost 5 years ago
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. It could also be your last. So live it up. Go for a walk in the park. Smile at someone.
jessie d. almost 5 years ago
Nope. November 4 is gonna be no more Trump Day.. Heās worse than the pandemic for America.
Fontessa almost 5 years ago
Never give up! Never surrender!
SusieB almost 5 years ago
At this point, I am thinking next year will be betterā¦..maybe
LKrueger41 almost 5 years ago
Pigās optimism is flexible. I find that optimism works best that way. Try it.
VICTOR PROULX almost 5 years ago
saltylife16 almost 5 years ago
Each day brings Eternal Hope
car2ner almost 5 years ago
today I am fine, tomorrow who knows
laurasohn11 almost 5 years ago
Donātā¦ Stopā¦ Thinking about tomorrowā¦ Donātā¦ Stopā¦ Itāll soon be hereā¦
cupertino jay almost 5 years ago
Snipped MelBrooksā theme song lyrics for ā12 chairsā. meh flickās classic song..
Hope for the best, expect the worstSome drink champagne, some die of thirstNo way of knowing which way itās goingHope for the best, expect the worst!
Hope for the best, expect the worstThe worldās a stage, weāre unrehearsedSome reach the top, friends, while others drop, friendsHope for the best, expect the worst!
I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heād planned to go and spend itShouting āLive while youāre alive! No one will survive!āLife is sorrowāhere today and gone tomorrow
Live while youāre alive, no one will surviveāthereās no guarantee
Hope for the best; expect the worstYou could be Tolstoy or Fannie HurstYou take your chances; there are no answersHope for the best expect the worst!
I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heād planned to go and spend it,Shouting āLive while youāre alive! No one will survive!āLife is funnyāSpend your money! Spend your money!
Live while youāre alive, no one will surviveāthereās no guarantee
Hope for the best; expect the worst.The rich are blessed; the poor are cursedThat is a fact, friends, the deck is stacked, friendsHope for the best, expect theā¦
(Even with a good beginning, itās not certain that youāre winning.Even with the best of chances, they can kick you in the pantses)
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
I love you, Tomorrow! Youāre always a day away.
The Handsome Raspberry almost 5 years ago
Pig is watching someone important say to inject disinfectants into your lungs to kill Covid.
kauri44 almost 5 years ago
Get back in your happy box!
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Nope.
mauser7 almost 5 years ago
My Dad always said any day he could get out of bed under his own power and take nourishment, was a good day! He grew up during the Depression, and served in the Army during WWII, in the Pacific. Three combat landings under Macarthur. So Iāll go with Dad.
John Falstaff almost 5 years ago
Inject some disinfectant, Pig, and eat some detergent pods. I know a Cheetohead who says thatās GOOD for you.
donwestonmysteries almost 5 years ago
Whereās the happy box?
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Nothing funnier than the evening news.
Maizing almost 5 years ago
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Purple People Eater almost 5 years ago
Tomorrow is another day.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Why do they do this?
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
āStill canāt figure out how he flips his ears.
TarchonEtruscan almost 5 years ago
Is it just me?
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Nope. Sorry, Pig. Dream onā¦.
elementium11 over 2 years ago
Now I want to know what he saw on the TVā¦