Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Turn off the TV.

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    Notaspy  almost 5 years ago

    All we can hope for is a better tomorrow

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Pigā€™s endless optimism is infectious.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    if not tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow followed by the day after that, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Iā€™m lucky. I find few days that are sort of awesome. But it does make it hard to have a better day tomorrow.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    Optimism just sets you up for disappointment.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Pigā€™s a cockeyed optimist.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Tomorrow is another dayā€¦ and I donā€™t give a d@mn.

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    momofalex7  almost 5 years ago

    Stop watching the news!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 5 years ago

    It certainly seems like the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. ā€œThe speed at which I was falling has rapidly slowed! Yippee! So now I can take off this damned parachute!ā€ ā€œJesus is MY vaccine!ā€ ā€œBraaainsā€¦ā€

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    We only have hope and optimism, I hope we have a great existence of both to get through this stage.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Tomorrow never dies.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    The sunā€™ll come out tomorrow, So you gotta hang on ā€˜til tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow Youā€™re always a day awayā€¦

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Whistling a happy tune can only take one so far.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    Two Russian women were standing in line to buy bread during the Khrushchev era. One asks the other, ā€œAnd how are you today?ā€ The other responds, ā€œNormal. Worse than yesterday, but not as bad as tomorrow.ā€

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    Next century will be better!

    Next century will be better!

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    everett_r0  almost 5 years ago

    Every day you survive gives one more chance for a better tomorrowā€¦.

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    Each day will be about the same. Each day will be about the same.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Stiff Upper Lip Time ! ā€¦ Croc Power !

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    ekw555  almost 5 years ago

    you really need to stop watching the news, Pig.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    With all the pork processing plant shut downs, Pig is right.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Heā€™s paranoid ā€¦..and itā€™s catchy

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Geez. Iā€™m a cynic. And a caustic one, at times. But Iā€™ve not yet felt the urge to throw myself under a bus or drink from a flask of poison. My gf and I went on a cruise in late February (no illness resulted ā€“ had the time of our lives) and became engaged in mid-March (in a nearly empty restaurant). Probably getting married in October. Has it been a year of challenges? Sure. Has it been a good year anyway? Yep!

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    e.groves  almost 5 years ago

    Today is the first day of the rest of your life. It could also be your last. So live it up. Go for a walk in the park. Smile at someone.

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    Nope. November 4 is gonna be no more Trump Day.. Heā€™s worse than the pandemic for America.

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    Fontessa  almost 5 years ago

    Never give up! Never surrender!

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    SusieB  almost 5 years ago

    At this point, I am thinking next year will be betterā€¦..maybe

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    LKrueger41  almost 5 years ago

    Pigā€™s optimism is flexible. I find that optimism works best that way. Try it.

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    VICTOR PROULX  almost 5 years ago
    Americans are the most aggressively propagandized people on the planet. Caitlin Johnston
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    saltylife16  almost 5 years ago

    Each day brings Eternal Hope

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    today I am fine, tomorrow who knows

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    laurasohn11  almost 5 years ago

    Donā€™tā€¦ Stopā€¦ Thinking about tomorrowā€¦ Donā€™tā€¦ Stopā€¦ Itā€™ll soon be hereā€¦

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    cupertino jay  almost 5 years ago

    Snipped MelBrooksā€™ theme song lyrics for ā€œ12 chairsā€. meh flickā€™s classic song..

    Hope for the best, expect the worstSome drink champagne, some die of thirstNo way of knowing which way itā€™s goingHope for the best, expect the worst!

    Hope for the best, expect the worstThe worldā€™s a stage, weā€™re unrehearsedSome reach the top, friends, while others drop, friendsHope for the best, expect the worst!

    I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heā€™d planned to go and spend itShouting ā€œLive while youā€™re alive! No one will survive!ā€Life is sorrowā€”here today and gone tomorrow

    Live while youā€™re alive, no one will surviveā€”thereā€™s no guarantee

    Hope for the best; expect the worstYou could be Tolstoy or Fannie HurstYou take your chances; there are no answersHope for the best expect the worst!

    I knew a man who saved a fortune that was splendidThen he died the day heā€™d planned to go and spend it,Shouting ā€œLive while youā€™re alive! No one will survive!ā€Life is funnyā€”Spend your money! Spend your money!

    Live while youā€™re alive, no one will surviveā€”thereā€™s no guarantee

    Hope for the best; expect the worst.The rich are blessed; the poor are cursedThat is a fact, friends, the deck is stacked, friendsHope for the best, expect theā€¦

    (Even with a good beginning, itā€™s not certain that youā€™re winning.Even with the best of chances, they can kick you in the pantses)

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    I love you, Tomorrow! Youā€™re always a day away.

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    The Handsome Raspberry  almost 5 years ago

    Pig is watching someone important say to inject disinfectants into your lungs to kill Covid.

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    kauri44  almost 5 years ago

    Get back in your happy box!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Nope.

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    mauser7  almost 5 years ago

    My Dad always said any day he could get out of bed under his own power and take nourishment, was a good day! He grew up during the Depression, and served in the Army during WWII, in the Pacific. Three combat landings under Macarthur. So Iā€™ll go with Dad.

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    John Falstaff  almost 5 years ago

    Inject some disinfectant, Pig, and eat some detergent pods. I know a Cheetohead who says thatā€™s GOOD for you.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 5 years ago

    Whereā€™s the happy box?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing funnier than the evening news.

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    Maizing  almost 5 years ago

    Iā€™ve flagged both spammers. Please allow ā€œfeatured commentsā€ to occur naturally.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 5 years ago

    Tomorrow is another day.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Why do they do this?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    ā€˜Still canā€™t figure out how he flips his ears.

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    TarchonEtruscan  almost 5 years ago

    Is it just me?

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Nope. Sorry, Pig. Dream onā€¦.

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    elementium11  over 2 years ago

    Now I want to know what he saw on the TVā€¦

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