Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2020

I’m with Pop. Use the handle of your toothbrush to flatten the tube, and take the dispenser top off. There’ll be plenty left.

Good for the Earth. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

Reducing the number of tubes by getting all the good.

Next, reduce the cities to rubble!!!!! Bwa-ha-haaaaaa!!!!

Don’t we all?

Aliens with tentacles just love squeezing thing, I guess.

There is always more toothpaste in the tube. I slice them open at the very end for a couple extra brushes.

Stick the dispensing end (lid on) in a drawer, push the drawer and pull the flattened end toward you.

Hemorrhoid brand toothpaste? Gotta pass….

Pump bottles, like hand lotion. The straw inside never goes to the bottom of the bottle. You can never pump out all of it. I unscrew the top, and place it upside down until I can get out as much as I can.

“Frugal”. Lovely euphemism.

I gradually roll mine up from the bottom as the tube is used. The rolled up part makes a good tool for squeezing out every last drop from the tube by the time you get to the top.

Ahh my kind of alien dad. Squeeze everything from that tube. You know how expensive toothpaste is these days?

Why don’t they make a toothpaste tube with two tops and no bottoms

I remember seeing a tube of deodorant that said “Contains 2 oz of product, plus .05 oz to hold product to applicator.” I wonder how many men injured their armpits on the applicator before they had to put that disclaimer on.

Where are junior’s antennae?

Middle Squeezer! can’t get anything out that way, and makes mom mad. Guys put the cap on FIRST. Then use whatever technique you like to push the remaining goo up the tube for the next Squeezer.

Ah the cause of so many divorces, the war between the innie and outie squeezers.

You should see how they do it on the planet of the sentient pythons!

Now, Jack Benny would have Rochester put the tube under the Maxwell and drive over it….

I am SO old….