Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 28, 2020

I did. It was that loud, huh?

Alright, let’s see how many people avoid the obvious gag (pun probably intended) on P3 …

P1, Just what every girl dreams of, one of “The Mayor’s” special breakfasts.

P2, Finally, they won’t let him in the car anymore. And how is Mom holding that cup?

P3, I’d say that’s a Milford backpack but I’m sure the “M” is for “Mayor”

In Panel 3, the Mayor and Phoebe are too dumb to realize that their dialog is being used to troll us. Meanwhile, the Mayor missed breakfast yet again, so he instead chows down on one of those gigantic Milford® brand sandwiches. The breakfast of champions! OK, the breakfast of fourth-place-in-the-Valley’ers. But still!

In all reality , Don’t feel bad Mayor , Phoebe is anorexic if she doesn’t eat she doesn’t have to purge .It’s a win,win for her ,

P1- We can only imagine the run MHS Girls Softball would be on if Mayor McSmoothie made his Thermos breakfast for them.

You know what else bites, ’pheebs? This story….

Oooo!…I get it!…tomorrow he’s gonna describe his yummy nutritious breakfast in a baby bottle

P1 – Smooth there, Mayor. “Your team won big, so I should bring you breakfast.” Totally not a lame come on.

P2 – If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that every house in Milford will have a huge bowl of apples.

P3 – So his weird breakfasts are known throughout the school? Despite the fact that he normally eats them in the car.

And speaking of normal, it’s normal to expect Mopped Up Thorp to be online about now. And it is.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P-3: Hey Raven, here’s an alternate take: He’s eating her Laptop

Happy birthday, Harper Lee. Everyone raise a frosty glass of Hoo!

Looks like the Mayor’s nickname for Phoebe will soon be " First Lady of MHS."

“Mike did you…”

“do your homework?” “change your underwear?” “harass another nice girl at school?” “clog the toilet again?” “feed the goat?” “develop an interesting personality?”