Clay Jones for April 23, 2020

Shouldn’t a “leader” be smarter than his minions?

Seriously? Trump is now calling for ARMED REBELLION (Second Amendment based “liberation”) against the United States and the standards HE HAD JUST ANNOUNCED on which any reopening (which he does not control, the state governors do) should be based?

Calling for armed rebellion against the United States — against himself — is one of the two definitions of TREASON in the U.S. Constitution.

Release the Krak-pots!

That explains all the monkey poop on my roof…

He’s even wearing a rain coat so we can’t douse him with water!

Keep protesting you fools…have I got a virus for you…..

He doesn’t think Kemp should open Georgia quite so fast and he told him so. tRump is once again covering his own butt if the virus spikes there. “Well I warned him”.

Brilliant, Clay.

I hope the House comes down on witch Trump.

Traitor trump is NUTS! 100% TOTALLY, IRREVOCABLY, THOROUGHLY, COMPLETELY INSANE!

After seeing the bad media feedback, Trump criticized Kemp of Georgia for reopening businesses – even though Kemp was liberating the state per Trump’s instruction. Yet another Trumpette politician learns that everyone is expendable to Trump

Anyone have a bucket of water handy?

The really, really wicked witch (or warlock) of the west.

“There’s No Place like Home”

Scarecrow: Why didn’t you tell them before?

Glenda: Because they wouldn’t have believed me. They had to learn it for themselves.

Tin Man: What have you learned, MAGAs?

Well…. I think that it, that it wasn’t enough just to want to avoid choking to death on a Ford ventilator. And it’s that if we ever go looking for our heart’s desire again, we won’t look any further than our own back yard, because if it isn’t there— we never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?

Glenda: That’s all it is.

Scarecrow: But that’s so easy! I should’ve thought of it for you.

Tin Man: l should’ve felt it in my heart.

Glenda: No, they had to find it out for themselves. Now those gas-guzzlers will take you home in two seconds.

Tin Man: Now l know I’ve got a heart, because it’s breaking.

Alex Jones this is a hoax however buy my virus killing toothpaste

Right “on target”. Well done.

Cull the blue and purple states of their simpletons! Yay!

Brilliant and funny. This just makes my day. I have to see the you tube video on this one.

But don’t.. ever.. admit I sent you.

I always thought the flying monkeys looked like H. Ross Perot.

I want to fling poo. ROFL. I am sad comic con is canceled this year. There is next year and I don’t want people dying or getting at any event not worth it.

Thank you Mr. Jones…Brilliant!!!

Cracker Barrel is wrongly used here. Southern country food isn’t right wing.

They do realize that dead is dead. They are not coming back.

All they ever really want to do is fling poo.

And bring me back those ruby slippers and some hamberders too.

REAL flying monkeys have the sense to socially distance during a pandemic!

Brings to mind the age-old question: What is funnier than a barrel full of monkeys? It’d be THE ORANGE SWAMP SLIZARD If it weren’t residing in the White House. The IQ quotient of the barrel, the monkeys, and the SLIZARD equals negative 505. Depressing, NO?

Funny and frightening………………and Cracker Barrel. It’s a hoot.

And lock down Georgia…Oh I know, that is a GOP state!