Pickles by Brian Crane for May 22, 2020

I’d like to hear Earl’s complaints about the cat Muffin.

But he’s better trained.

Roscoe has no complaints ;-)

“Well, thank you. Thank you very much. You’re too kind.”

Sheds too

That’s pretty much how dogs see themselves too!

So are you going to nickname him “Little Earl”?

She is such a joy to live with!

Earl is a bad influence on everyone.

I guess that she doesn’t realize that pets are just like little kids and old men…

“I’m not your husband, Opal. Go nag Earl!”

Fur-babies. They are worth every inconvenience.

Rut-Ro, Opal’s figured if out!

Like a little man in a fur coat? You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Maybe her man is like that. I’m lucky that mine isn’t. He’s just the opposite. In all honesty, I’m the lazy one in this marriage but for some unknown reason, he loves me anyway.

I hope she is not implying that “Grandpa” craps in the yard…

Poor Rosco. When a dog sees someone standing over them shaking their finger at them while using an shaming tone, they think they’ve been bad.

Oy! Opals in such a mood….Earl must be next on her list of rants….

She hasn’t gotten to the after-meal delight: belches and farts.

And cats are women in fur coats.

My daughter has a sphynx cat named Little Man. so he’s just like that (except for the fur coat :)

Nag, nag, nag.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

she just figured that out?

There are some who say cats are little women in fur coats.

and he is worth it.

Roscoe if only people acted as nicely as you the world would be a better place.

Roscoe: “I SEE YOU HAVE A FIRM GRASP OF OUR RELATIONSHIP – NOW GO SIT DOWN, AND LET ME EAT IN PEACE”.

At least Roscoe doesn’t shred your curtains or furniture…

The things Rosco leaves around are far nicer then what Muffin would drop on the floor for you to admire.

Roscoe is a bum

Remember the story of The Bear that Wasn’t?

“Don’t try to fool me,” he said. “You’re not a Bear. You’re a silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat. …"

Read it all: https://www.facinghistory.org/holocaust-and-human-behavior/chapter-1/bear-wasnt

In my memory, this was a record that I loved to have played and replayed… probably before I was able to read… or maybe just before it was easy. The factory noises were great!