Herman by Jim Unger for June 11, 2020

That’s what you get for letting Rick recommend Dr. Elisha Cook…

Would you rather have acu-puncture or inaccurate puncture?

Last used on Moby Dick.

Lance-a-lot surgical supplies finest…

If those are hollow, I’ll be concerned!

Developed by Ninjas.

The treatment will have you on pins and needles.

What’s the point?

You’re right, I don’t notice my headache now.

This is one sticky mess..

The opposite of acupuncture should be inacupuncture.

I went to this guy! He was a sadist who called it large-needle acupuncture. I guess he thought pain was therapeutic. It wasn’t.

This won’t hurt a bit. Trust me.

Voodoo medicine is still quackery even if it comes from China. Still, you got a few old ice picks….as our beloved president says, “What have you got to lose?”

(And the same answer applies, “My life.”)

“Screw your courage to the sticking place…”

Doc’s just needling you, guy …

It will keel . . . the problem one way or the other

Looks like the doctor aspires to be a serial killer.

That’s what needles look like to me when I get shots.

After he gets done you won’t feel a thing.

Maybe the doctor is just a darts fanatic.

Man, maybe that would help the massive pains I have in my feet?