Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 08, 2020

My imagination ran fast, just that, it ran, no more.

There was a story about two men discussing sex. One man said, “I know seventeen positions for intercourse.” The other man said, “I only know one, with the man on top.” The first man said, “Eighteen!”

It’s a job where the order to “assume the position!” has options.

Exactly what is your profession?

Who’s the little devil here. I hope she’s ready for an imp-position.

Which one out of sixty nine is it? ;o)

This hiring is for a very short-term arrangement.

The name of this one is as good as the comic and full of innuendo. Well done.

well, some other very good ones, but just one perfect one.now, get on the trapeze . ..

Hmmm! He always likes to stay on top of things…

She’d be great for that French maid position.

Hire? More like he’s trying to rent…

The position is on a ladder…painting my house, what else?!

I should add that it might be dangerous. There’ll be a lot of undercover work involved.

She’s been around the block so many times, they named all 4 streets after her.

Before she can be hired, she’ll first have to pass an oral interview.

“Yes, teaching me all the others.”

“Well-ll, tell me Darlin’ have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?”…

It’s very important, when you start a new job, to be flexible.

Missionary was my first thought, but I am open to many suggestions.

You don’t hire her for what she does, you pay her to leave afterwards.