Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2020

Just wait until Brewster drinks some water, and it all drains out the extra holes.

Like I said previously, the extraterrestrials in this strip aren’t all that sharp themselves.

Dirk needs to remind his troops that, if anything happens to Brewster, Pam takes command of the Sirius, which can’t possibly be good for Dirk. If Dirk really knew what he was doing, he might even delegate a few troops to protect Brewster.

That SO would have worked if Brewster was a duck or a fish.

He’s just trying to uphold his reputation as a stormtrooper.

He wouldn’t be able to shoot a broad side of the barn too.

Trained marksman. As good as any in the Galactic Republic Military.

Reminds me of the Star Wars Family Guy episodes.

When shooting at something below you, you have to sight a little bit “low”. The same is true if you shoot at something above you. But Galactic Stormtroopers never were very good shots anyway.

Must’ve trained with the A-Team.

Maybe it would help if Brewster wore a red shirt.

Next time you watch a movie, notice how the guys with automatic weapons never hit anything.

What about a duck sitting on a barrel of fish?

His daddy used to shoot at “The A-Team”!

Dirk needs to quit hiring ex Imperial stormtroopers.

Some folks just couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even when they’re standing inside it.

Is that the stormtrooper whose wife is always complaining about the wet toilet seat?

Why? Cross-eyed Clones, or super optic plus helmets?

That’s how it usually works in these sci-fi shows – lots of shooting, but nobody gets hit… a lot of cops and robbers shows are like that too…

I am reminded of the time some nutjob shot 32 times at the White House, hit it maybe 5 times. It is much bigger than the broad side of a barn and he missed it 27 times? I bet the NRA was embarrassed to have their bumper sticker on his car, a man who can’t shoot better than that.

Maybe Dirk would hire him since at least there the nutjob would be an improvement.

this is the funniest comic today

Typical stormtrooper.

The trooper probably needs new glasses

That’s pretty impressive shooting for a stormtrooper — all the shots went in the hole!