Dirk needs to remind his troops that, if anything happens to Brewster, Pam takes command of the Sirius, which can’t possibly be good for Dirk. If Dirk really knew what he was doing, he might even delegate a few troops to protect Brewster.
When shooting at something below you, you have to sight a little bit “low”. The same is true if you shoot at something above you. But Galactic Stormtroopers never were very good shots anyway.
I am reminded of the time some nutjob shot 32 times at the White House, hit it maybe 5 times. It is much bigger than the broad side of a barn and he missed it 27 times? I bet the NRA was embarrassed to have their bumper sticker on his car, a man who can’t shoot better than that.
Maybe Dirk would hire him since at least there the nutjob would be an improvement.
GreasyOldTam over 4 years ago
Just wait until Brewster drinks some water, and it all drains out the extra holes.
Alabama Al over 4 years ago
Like I said previously, the extraterrestrials in this strip aren’t all that sharp themselves.
Need coffee over 4 years ago
Dirk needs to remind his troops that, if anything happens to Brewster, Pam takes command of the Sirius, which can’t possibly be good for Dirk. If Dirk really knew what he was doing, he might even delegate a few troops to protect Brewster.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
That SO would have worked if Brewster was a duck or a fish.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
He’s just trying to uphold his reputation as a stormtrooper.
Gent over 4 years ago
He wouldn’t be able to shoot a broad side of the barn too.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Trained marksman. As good as any in the Galactic Republic Military.
TStyle78 over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the Star Wars Family Guy episodes.
A Common 'tator over 4 years ago
Because of the angle of refraction caused by the water, it’s actually not so simple to shoot fish in a barrel…
Yontrop over 4 years ago
When shooting at something below you, you have to sight a little bit “low”. The same is true if you shoot at something above you. But Galactic Stormtroopers never were very good shots anyway.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Must’ve trained with the A-Team.
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Maybe it would help if Brewster wore a red shirt.
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
Next time you watch a movie, notice how the guys with automatic weapons never hit anything.
Differentname over 4 years ago
What about a duck sitting on a barrel of fish?
Michael G. over 4 years ago
His daddy used to shoot at “The A-Team”!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dirk needs to quit hiring ex Imperial stormtroopers.
COL Crash over 4 years ago
Some folks just couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even when they’re standing inside it.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is that the stormtrooper whose wife is always complaining about the wet toilet seat?
bopard over 4 years ago
Why? Cross-eyed Clones, or super optic plus helmets?
ferddo over 4 years ago
That’s how it usually works in these sci-fi shows – lots of shooting, but nobody gets hit… a lot of cops and robbers shows are like that too…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
I am reminded of the time some nutjob shot 32 times at the White House, hit it maybe 5 times. It is much bigger than the broad side of a barn and he missed it 27 times? I bet the NRA was embarrassed to have their bumper sticker on his car, a man who can’t shoot better than that.
Maybe Dirk would hire him since at least there the nutjob would be an improvement.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
this is the funniest comic today
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Typical stormtrooper.
geese28 over 4 years ago
The trooper probably needs new glasses
Sephten over 4 years ago
That’s pretty impressive shooting for a stormtrooper — all the shots went in the hole!