Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2020

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    LeeCox  about 4 years ago

    You can do better than that. Try “Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”

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    SamuelMeasa  about 4 years ago

    Witch Hunts in the Dark Ages? HERESY

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    Wilde Bill  about 4 years ago

    Wait! Don’t you first have to make sure they weigh the same as a duck?

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    “The trouble with witches is that they’ll never run away from things they really hate.

    And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose.”― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 4 years ago

    Turn ’em into frogs!! Feel the burn.

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Doesn’t seem like exactly what the Fink had in mind.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 4 years ago

    Hey now, I wore Army boots. OK, technically Air Force boots, but yeah, ya know…

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    The king’s bored? Funny, he doesn’t look like a piece of wood…

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Fink has a long way to go to do a good burn

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sorry, that’s a new newfangled witch ‘burning’. Lame, too. Those frog burners can eat you alive.

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    cubswin2016  about 4 years ago

    What happened to throwing water on witches?

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    I thought there was more at stake here…

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Mean while they’re conjuring up a magic brew to give to the fink so he forgets Tax day!

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    joeatwork212  about 4 years ago

    When I was a kid, saying “Your Mom wears combat boots” was an insult. Now, many moms do wear combat boots.

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    zerotvus  about 4 years ago

    Yes. and she finds them quite comfortable……

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    MichaelHelwig  about 4 years ago

    How about “Hey Trout, say hi to your mom for me.”

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    alibey  about 4 years ago

    She wears Jump boots and is with the 82nd Airborne and we are proud of her

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 4 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    “And you’re short!”

    “Fire’s out, let’s go…”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Or the ultimate flame: Your mother goes to college! (Anyone?)

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    donwestonmysteries  about 4 years ago

    Not exactly old fashioned.

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    Burning witches is passe!

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    Buckeye67  about 4 years ago

    The King and Rodney are playing with fire. Those witches will cast a spells to make the King shorter and make Rodney’s nose bigger.

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    s.gottlieb  about 4 years ago

    Your Mama was a Hufflepuff!

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