Strange Brew by John Deering for July 21, 2020

There should be one in a deerstalker. #resistance

No mho! No mho!

Amp up the volume!

Resistance is futile.

It’s the Law!

We will accept no resistance.

What’s the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical power. Ohms are where British people live.

I robbed an ohmless man last night.

There was no resistance

(Ω_Ω) for those moments, when you go..

“ohm eye God”

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you’re impeding me.

Why don’t many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

They have too many ohms to be good conductors.

If you’re working with resistors, you can get a cheap chart which will show you instantly the value of the colored bands on each one.

What’s that strange hum?

They were inducted into the class, right up to the room’s capacity. They keep current on all matters, especially Wheatstone bridges and let nothing impede their charging.

Watt did he say?

There’s a passive element that I sense here…

I used to resist change; I was a resistor. I gave that up, changed completely, so now I’m a transistor.

They all seem well grounded

Amped for mediation! Watts next, volts?

That hertz.

Hi! I’m an electrician, and I approve these messages. ;)

How long will they keep plugging away?

The high school band director was conducting the band at half time during the football game when suddenly out of nowhere he was struck by lightning.

They rushed him to the hospital and he survived the trauma with no lingering effects.

The attending doctor at the hospital said he wasn’t surprised that he survived because he knew he was a poor conductor.

Bunch of live wires commenting today.

Whatever works-

Ah, the bracing antiseptic sting of a good groaner!

IBEW union meeting.

Lol!

I love this one.

Oh My Gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You people are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :)

Simply re-volting.