That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 18, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    The doorman was shocked when he realized the undertakers’ convention was being held at his hotel.

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    Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Clyde thought he’d fit right in with his red umbrella.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Did you order Mourners R Us sir?”

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    Those guys bring the gloom with them wherever they go. It’s a bright, sunshiny day, except wherever they congregate, it’s so dark you can’t make out individuals.

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    Excuse me, but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a coffin? We misplaced ours – we somehow ended up with an old woman in a sedan chair instead. Which would have been ok, except she was still alive.

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    Papared25  about 4 years ago

    “We’re from the local Bureau of Bureaucrats. The word on the street is that you’re happy and unencumbered. We’re here to remedy that.”

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    Kind&Kinder  about 4 years ago

    “Is this where they moved the cheese?”

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    can jacques come out and play…?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You should NEVER open the door!

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    Carolyn Saunders  about 4 years ago

    Can I inrerest you in our little pamphlet which explains how the world can be a better place?

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    DATo  about 4 years ago

    “Trick or treat!”

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    WoodstockJack  about 4 years ago

    Death wears an umbrella.

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    jel354  about 4 years ago

    Pierre proved to be the most sensitive to the sun.

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    Buzzworld  about 4 years ago

    “No this is 580 S. Main, you want 580 N. Main.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    “Hello – I’m Johnny Cash. The one they call “The Man in Black”.

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    Reader  about 4 years ago

    Continental Congress? Under the name John Adams? I’ll double-check, but I’m fairly sure we don’t have you registered.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago
    My Mom says I can’t dress in black, so you’ll have to go on without me.
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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Okay guys, on three. 1…2…3: Have you found Jesus?

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    rugeirn  about 4 years ago

    This does make the French Revolution look remarkably civilized, doesn’t it?

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    lagoulou  about 4 years ago

    Artist must have had a surplus of black paint….

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    ANTIFA and BLM protest. Keep your eye on that guy with the umbrella.

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    The Quaker Oats casting call for their new model and spokesperson.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Men in Black. LOTS of men in black.

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    Another Take  about 4 years ago

    Would you sign our petition to bring back the guillotine? As a safe and effective way of controlling the population of the upper classes? No? NEXT HOUSE BOYS.

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    favm  about 4 years ago

    Go around to the back, it’s an outhouse.

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    Calvins Brother  about 4 years ago

    “But leave a quarter on the sink.”

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    Snolep  about 4 years ago

    This couldn’t happen in the USofA, thanks to the wisdom of the founding fathers for writing the crucial 3rd amendment!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Let me guess – you all shop at Henry Ford’s Menswear, right?”

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    wincoach Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Excuse me but would you have some Grey Poupon, we are all fresh out.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    Members of the Lincoln Project call at John Kasich’s home to escort him to the Democratic National Convention.

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    Sassy's Mom  about 4 years ago

    They weren’t sure if they should enter a house where a skeleton answers the door.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Gentlemen of the Third Estate before the royal session of 23 June 1789

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lucien_Melingue_Terzo_Stato.jpg 

    (best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

     

    https://books.google.com/books?id=ytMDMj6oNusC&pg=RA2-PA198#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=shdaAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA307#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    both have sparse about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his French Wikipedia page: 

    https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucien-%C3%89tienne_M%C3%A9lingue 

    (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2516 (August 17, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    New ideas these men were spreading/ paths as yet untrod they were treading/ but things got out of hand/ – how could they understand/ that the road led to blood and beheading ?

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    stamps  about 4 years ago

    Hello, we’re with the Black Hats Matter movement. Would you like to make a donation?

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    “Tell his Lordship that his creditors would like a word with him…”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sorry, no masks, no entry.

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    mwksix  about 4 years ago

    We need one of those new restrooms, you know, the ones that say “His”, “Her’s” and “Mobs”…

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    anomaly  about 4 years ago

    “We’re the Guild of Life Insurance Salesmen. We each have a short presentation for your benefit.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 4 years ago

    the gay bar down the street burned down, we want to drink here. it has a outside patio.

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 4 years ago

    we are the college

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 4 years ago

    we are the electoral college and we want to enter to vote for TRUMP, right this way Mr. Biden

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    We are on a scavenger hunt. Would you happen to have a … red coat?

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    GoComicsGo!  about 4 years ago

    “Is it still for sale?”

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