Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2020

How many grooms out there now wish they’d have had the guts to say this at their own wedding ?

The bride’s not even reacting…. is she still breathing? :D

Ronald, I say this with all due respect, in humility, and sincerity: You’re a *(&$) &%$@%!

Ooooh… what a “butter face”

And give up a hottie like her??

He must be mad!!!

My first thought about the bride was that she looks like the wicked stepmother in Snow White.

So, will there be a reception? Is a gift still required?

I was best man at my friend’s wedding. As we were mulling about at the back of the church we walked past an exit. We looked at each other, opened the door and as we went outside I yelled “We’re out!” and we both started singing Can’t Buy Me Love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zSLXZNK28

After the honeymoon, reality sets in….

He didn’t want there to be any doubt about his feelings for her. Plus he has witnesses in case she doesn’t take it well.

I actually laughed out loud at this one! And the bride to be looked to me to be wearing newspaper!

As a matter of fact, I read someplace about a couple that decided at the VERY last minute they didn’t want to go through with it. The bride’s father announced this from the chancel and invited everybody to enjoy the dinner anyway. I think the happy couple – happier now than they would have been – sat together and simply enjoyed the party.

She said I do, I said I don’t!

I think the bride’s father is going to send the groom the bill for the non-wedding.

He wouldn’t be there at all if it wasn’t for the assistance of the gentlemen holding shotguns.

Who’s paying for this?

Really, I don’t know why Ronald is going through with this, unless it is to get a green card.