Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2020

Do coyotes do the long howl? I thought it was more of a wolf thing.

There are Three Kinds of People! One who leaves out bowls of food for them… so I can enjoy the songs they sing a bit closer! ;)

There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Most of these ‘likes’ can sing that tune.

Two kinds of people, The elitists kings and queens – and the peasants breaking their backs working for a living. Some of us knew that already.

There are 10 kinds of people those that get binary and those that don’t.

Today I read, “There are two kinds of people: Those who know what those two kinds of people are, and those who don’t!”

Hey Wiz!!! … The full moon isn’t till next Month. It is on the First of October to be exact.

There are two different kinds of people in the world: Those who divide up the people in two groups and those who don’t.

I saw this at a Paul Winter concert many years ago.

The third kind of people immediately say, “Where’s my shotgun?”

Glad to see Wiz singing coyote on-key!

Go away. There ain’t no roadrunners o’er here.

I’m panel two.

♫♪ Aawwooooooooo, werewolves of London ♪♫

Sounds more like Werewolves of London to me…AHWOOOO!

Oooo, that must make the Fink howling mad!

Were is that ?

There 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary, and those that don’t.

you forgot about the kind who own livestock dogs and go “that poor fool”

I believe that after the wizard said AAWWOOOOO, the crowd was supposed to reply “Werewolves of London.”

His hair was perfect. I’ll have this song in my head now all week.

Three kinds of people. The ones who fear the coyotes. The ones who love the coyotes. And the ones who realize the “coyotes” are neighborhood dogs howling along with passing fire trucks.

Guess which one I am.

If you’ve got chickens and outside cats – definitely the first kind.

There are 2 kinds of people. Those that can infer from incomplete data.

I think this is not so much about which you are, but which you want to have around you. Saturday night in front of the TV or at the Shady Lady Lounge?

I don’t mind coyotes, unless they are carrying TNT and a bag of birdseed.

Wiz must have been in the same Scout Troop I was in.