Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2020

I heard it tastes like chicken.

He Sanka to the floor.

Strong 294 vibes from this

perhaps diner guy should’ve named the coffee something else… java perhaps?

Wait for dinner. They’re serving Stu.

Fortunately, Urban Dictionary exists for pun like this because in that carafe there could have been any liquid , even if the color made it clear ; but never say never with Stephan .

Ouch.

The carafe is clear and we can see the black coffee

I always wondered where the term “Cup o’ Joe” came from. Maybe I should read the book.

I wonder why he was chopped up by his wife?

She killed him because Joe was a pig. Say, would you like some bacon?

Cutting edge humour.

Oh, “Let’s have another cup of coffee, and let’s have another piece of pie!” He should have called it java. That’s an old fashioned word for coffee.

:chuckle:

What next? A Sloppy Joe?

Solyent Green…….

I thought pigs were omnivores.

I had a great Joe’ke to say, but it political. So I Don’t say it.

Love the puns.

Ground Spouse!

Decaf? I’d rather wait ’til “de calf” grows up and have steak.

Well Pig if you do not like something why do you continue to do it ? … Croc Power !

I just finished reading all of PBS and love how Pastis deals with the language even if the puns are groaners.

Where is the cook going to pour the coffee—in Pig’s lap? Goat has a mug. Pig does not.

Why is the cook offering coffee to Goat when he is drinking tea?

PIG …….paranoid

It could be worse. He could be reading a pork cookbook.

Was the husbands named Chuck? I think I saw him in the meat department!

Will he come back at lunch time for the Chuck roast?

He’s fine. He’s just hamming it up.

Pig has some Joementum going for him.

Decaf keeps me off the caffeine roller coaster. Though it still has a bit of caffeine in it. So youre just as addicted as any to drinking it. Kind of smooths things out for me a bit.

But did Joe’s wife feed the little pieces to the tigers?

There are always a lot more comments on weekends. I have to allot more time.

And he was just an ordinary Joe… ☺

Was he also in the movie,Joe?1970 version ;~|

“Right now, I’m having an old friend for coffee.. . "

If the liquid’s red, faint instead!

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, not just a Southern food.

Omergawd! Funniest PBS in weeks!

Joey, Joey, we hardly knew ye….

They cut off the part of the comic where the gang goes to pun shame Pastis

Pig should not read horror novels.

LOLOLOLOL

That’ll teach Joe not to Meddle.

We now know Dr Anthony Hopkins favorite drink

Whew! I’m worn out from groaning.