Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2020

You don’t want to be surprised. You won’t have time to stock up on toilet paper and hand soap.

Till the future Big Implosion .

I think the answer involves the number 42.

Don’t ever tempt the Universe.

Another source besides the Wise Ass on the Hill.

A minimum 4 more weeks, then the period up to January.

Thanks, but I’ve had enough surprises this year.

What I really want to know is how those two managed to climb all the way up that very narrow butte or whatever else that structure is called.

Okay, I’m sick of writing my “depressed writer is depressed” foolishness… Bring back the crocs and Zeeba neighbor!

Whew. Close one, Pig.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.

Nothing to see here ! You don’t see the feet behind the curtains sticking out ;-) … Croc Power !

So does the Universe have a printer?

That’s the funny thing about life. It’s never so bad it can’t get worse.

There are nearly three months left in this year. And there’s no guarantee 2021 is going to be any easier.

Hard to be surprised these days.

Universe doesn’t know anything.

They said “cheer up, things could be worse”. So I cheered up, and…well, you know the rest.

I’ll give you a hint. 2020 is just the prelude.

Wait for November 3rd, or whenever the Supreme Court decides

Im not sure that there is any more suffering than historically, its just that it is easier to read and comiserate about it. Just like there is too much news, everyone just chooses the version they prefer.

That was quick….now show me the money….

Yeah, that’s about what it feels like.

BTO: “B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet!”

Cheer up. As Porky Pine once said, “life ain’t nohow permanent”.

See Job 7:5.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. In theory.

I want to know when we will see the Crocs again!

The Prisons are full of individuals who ‘discovered’ God. That gave them an entity to blame for their actions. Read “Inside the criminal mind.”

I would like to know….

Covid is nothing to be afraid of (providing of course you have unlimited access to medical care and free drugs, not to mention considerable luck).

no god, no answers – just too many humans without the common sense to get out of the rain

Is that a mail in ballot?

I’ll give you a sucker if you’ll get into my van.

As long as you keep your expectations low, you won’t be surprised.

So… there goes optimism out the window…

This comic is very depressing lately. It’s just not funny anymore….

Shazam!

Pig and his sidekick Rat seek the answers to the Universal Questions. —And give up….