Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2020

That’s the same reason I bought alcohol free beer; I thought I was getting a great deal on gluten.

Time for a Match Game moment:

“Dumb Donald is so dumb . . .”

(HOW DUMB IS HE?)

“He thinks the best way to stop the spread is to put [blank] on his toast.”

what’s so idiotic about Pig’s reply when questioning his idiocy?

This election year there’s a lot of competition for that job, with many overqualified candidates

Free the Glutens!!!

1998 . Waiting for the flight from Torino to New York via Brusseles I read : “Smoking free” . I was so happy to smoke during the flight . But in few seconds I realized the sad (for me) reality .

That’s pretty idiotic, but I’m still voting for Larry.

That’s a non sequitur. If pig can be objective about his stupidity. It would mean that he had grown beyond it. Which means he isn’t stupid anymore

I.e. the good thing about being stupid is that the stupid aren’t aware of it.

I would’ve voted for him if he just bought the gluten-free food without an actual dietary restriction.

You don’t have to be stupid or crazy to be an idiot. I know of at least one stable genius who would win this vote.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I believe it!

“We are surrounded by stupid people, the sad thing they do not know they are stupid”

Mr Pastis has given PIG a very large advantage for Pig is in almost every strip. Poor Larry Croc has only been in yesterday’s strip ! ….. Croc Power !

Silly Pig! Glutens come in packages of twelve.

Well, what is the price of glutens?

I can never recall, do too many glutens cause a gluteus maximus or a biggus dicus? Asking for a friend!

But Pig, isn’t letting us down part of the job description?

I don’t get it.

I went to a garage sale, but they wouldn’t sell it to me.

Pig could’ve just said : Look, no mask!

The ideal that a fool should be the political equal of a genius has a certain appeal until one considers the relative incidence of the two.

The election results will show how the country will go in the next four years….EVIL vs GOOD!

If politics were like this, i might actually start paying attention again

I always ensure that I buy gluten free water. That makes me a triple idiot. First I’m buying water when I can get it from the tap and water has no gluten to begin with!!! Then I can clog the environment with plastic bottles!! I’m sure many will agree, I could win this contest. Trouble is not enough will agree and do it anyway.

Pigs are supposed to be smart.

Well, I use it to lubricate my roller bearings. When they overheat they spit out doughnuts.

I am a gluten toot’n son of a gun!

Is it bad I laughed at this one?

OK, Pig – good argument for our votes. But you lose to the ones who insist on it because it says “something/anything-free” and thus must be healthy – even though it is, in fact unhealthy for the 99% of the population who do not have celiac disease.

Riddle I heard from a 6th Grader: Q. What do you call gluten-free bread? A. Dried Paste.

I scrolled right to the bottom here and skipped all the hateful posts which surely populated the comment section. Everybody thinks their boy (and girl) can do no wrong and the other is completely incompetent; right?

Actually, he has stiff competition. An awful lot of it……

I think HSH is in the running too.

Considering the fact that pigs are the most intelligent of domestic animals it’s always seemed odd to me that Pig is the designated idiot of the main characters of this strip. Shouldn’t he at least be smarter than a goat?

exactly TampaFanatic1!! VOTE and VOTE JOE!!

I voted Libertarian across the board. Even the dog catcher and town crier.

4 more years! (and free Clorox for everybody to inject yourself)

Vote for Larry. The Zeebah’s need a good laugh.

This is funny! : D

Better response for pig would be, I buy gluten free food because it’s so trendy.

Best I’ve seen in awhile, Pastis. Keep it up, man.

Pig. You are able to tell when you have done a stupid thing. Larry is unable to do this. Larry is the best candidate. VOTE LARRY!!!!!!!

Come come now, let’s keep this war civil..

“I also bought a T-Shirt that had ’I’m With Stupid’ on the front and stood next to a really tough guy who beat me black and blue because the arrow was pointing at him. By accident of course!”

xxx

Reminds me of Woody Allen’s “Love and Death” movie with the Village Idiots Convention.

Oh Pig! You really are the Village Idiot! Free gluten!?! Why does your brain work like that!?!

I wonder who the wise ass on the hill will vote for?

Impressive presentation, Pig. But Neighbor-Guy would be prudent to wait to hear Larry Croc before making his decision….

Pig: “I voted for America’s 45’th president.”

Bob: “Wow, I can’t deny that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of anyone doing.”

I vote for Larry. He has died to stupidity many, many, many times.

I actually used this for a dumbest man alive template