Yup. Standard crisis management. Wait until the last minute and then go for a C. I remember those days with chagrin. However, it does teach us a few lessons in time management and prioritizing. Even if it is at the last minute.
I made a desert scene diorama with a cactus in junior high. I bought an actual small cactus, lopped the bottom off it and pushed a big nail through it to hold it to the shoebox. The teacher hung them all up on the wall, and some months later the cactus grew flowers, even with its roots gone and a nail shoved up its middle.
I fondly remember putting off a mathematics assignment: Create a work of art on the subject of mathematics. Oh, the angst! Oh well, it is not due tomorrow! Then one day it WAS due tomorrow. I had a piece of poster board, and scrawled some equations in various places on the sheet, drew several polygons of different shapes between the equations, melted some zinc and poured it over a piece of asbestos and attached the resulting mess between the polygons, ….. etc. The next morning I surreptitiously dropped the concoction on the teacher’s desk and slunk to my seat.
We were studying the California Missions and had to make a mission. I remember glueing kidney beans on the roof as “ tiles”. Mom was helping me, and I made the mistake of suggesting she finish it while I go outside and play. That idea did NOT go over well.
while I did ok in school, I never did a homework assignment that I couldn’t complete at school. my lunches and study hall were to finish the work that my teachers assign. Never flunked a class (came close).
In the school system that I went to, if you did not turn an assignment in on time, you got an F. Get enough F’s and Calvin would find himself repeating Ms. Wormwood’s class the next year.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Why rush it?
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
in the end, he makes the roadrunner out of cotton balls… to make the bird’s clouds of dust as it just ran past the scene
hariseldon59 about 4 years ago
Don’t forget the coyote and the anvil.
codycab about 4 years ago
I doubt everything Calvin has said is true.
jayendra1977 about 4 years ago
To quote my favourite author “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
jayendra1977 about 4 years ago
To quote my favourite author “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
Bilan about 4 years ago
You don’t have to be a psychic to see that last line coming.
rshive about 4 years ago
At least Calvin is being honest — presumably.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Beep beep!
done about 4 years ago
Well, at least he was honest?
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the kid who was trying to finish her school project on the school bus.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Better late than never…..
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m surprised Calvin’s going to all that trouble. For a desert scene all he needs is sand.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
Or quite started either…
scotta775 about 4 years ago
Procrastination is genius in disguise.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 4 years ago
… Or quite started for that matter.
PaulAbbott2 about 4 years ago
Reminds me of my daughter. Can’t count how many projects, reports et al that were done at the breakfast table the day they were due
sundogusa about 4 years ago
Every class has the one!
Droptma Styx about 4 years ago
Contact Peter Otterloop, Jr. But don’t expect a reply.
blairleroys Premium Member about 4 years ago
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yup. Standard crisis management. Wait until the last minute and then go for a C. I remember those days with chagrin. However, it does teach us a few lessons in time management and prioritizing. Even if it is at the last minute.
neatslob Premium Member about 4 years ago
I made a desert scene diorama with a cactus in junior high. I bought an actual small cactus, lopped the bottom off it and pushed a big nail through it to hold it to the shoebox. The teacher hung them all up on the wall, and some months later the cactus grew flowers, even with its roots gone and a nail shoved up its middle.
johndifool about 4 years ago
Needs to go ask Petey from Cul De Sac for some pointers.
Nyckname about 4 years ago
I bet teachers learn a lot about the families by the brand names on the shoe boxen.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
I still think Calvin’s parents needed to monitor his homework better.
dv1093 about 4 years ago
THAT… is my son.
uniquename about 4 years ago
THAT was me on occasion.
j.l.farmer about 4 years ago
gotta love him!
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
“I’ll also replace Obamacare with something much better! It’ll be a cinch!”
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Do we have any sand?
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“Wait a minute. Is this going to have a coyote in it too?”
BiathlonNut about 4 years ago
I fondly remember putting off a mathematics assignment: Create a work of art on the subject of mathematics. Oh, the angst! Oh well, it is not due tomorrow! Then one day it WAS due tomorrow. I had a piece of poster board, and scrawled some equations in various places on the sheet, drew several polygons of different shapes between the equations, melted some zinc and poured it over a piece of asbestos and attached the resulting mess between the polygons, ….. etc. The next morning I surreptitiously dropped the concoction on the teacher’s desk and slunk to my seat.
I got an A+
BiggerNate91 about 4 years ago
Making dioramas was always fun for me in elementary school. My Lego pieces were always put to work.
Bruce388 about 4 years ago
In eighth grade I didn’t wait until the due date. It was usually the night before for me.
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
We were studying the California Missions and had to make a mission. I remember glueing kidney beans on the roof as “ tiles”. Mom was helping me, and I made the mistake of suggesting she finish it while I go outside and play. That idea did NOT go over well.
txmystic about 4 years ago
Great art takes time…
zarilla about 4 years ago
No Wiley Coyote?
carlzr about 4 years ago
He works best under pressure.
John Gibson Premium Member about 4 years ago
Toss some sand in the box with some trash on top and it will look just like Arizona.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
And he’ll need a one ton weight labelled “Acme.”
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Whatever else he may be, Calvin isn’t a desert-er! :D
flying spaghetti monster about 4 years ago
while I did ok in school, I never did a homework assignment that I couldn’t complete at school. my lunches and study hall were to finish the work that my teachers assign. Never flunked a class (came close).
Gent about 4 years ago
Or, just order an Acme Diorama Kit.
Ariesr about 4 years ago
In the school system that I went to, if you did not turn an assignment in on time, you got an F. Get enough F’s and Calvin would find himself repeating Ms. Wormwood’s class the next year.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
Better late than never…..
nsr60 about 4 years ago
This was around the time when teachers started cutting some slack on due dates, instead of just giving you an automatic F.
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
Except few, most of the children believe in doing assignments at the last minute.