That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 16, 2020

Enrique could never understand why no one wanted to join him for a beer.

Charlie Chaplin’s less successful brother.

The most painful wedgie . . . ever!

After the failed treatment in Denmark, only his clothes were transitioning, leaving him to return home with pedal pushers, darling black patent leather pumps, and a bow tie he later sold to Ken Rosenthal.

https://tinyurl.com/y6lru4vh

Ricardo couldn’t understand it. This was the third blind date that had been a no-show. Surely there was a reason, but as to what it could be he was clueless, totally clueless.

How not to hide a goiter.

another unsuspecting patron falls prey to the vicious vampire napkin…

Here’s a quote from “Blazing Saddles” by Lili Von Shtupp: “Hello handsome, is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show.”

“For erections lasting more than three hours please consult your doctor.”

“What, you’ve never seen a man wear a scarf as a bow tie.”

Looks like one of the Jonas Brothers

He liked the stylish clothes he had chosen, but it wasn’t just exactly what he was looking for. Until Prince had finally decided to embrace the color purple he hadn’t really “loved” his new look.

Why does he feel the need to where such a big bow tie?

WORST mask EVER!

You probably don’t wonder why/fashionistas began to cry/ in the plaza that day/ when the handsome Jose/ showed up with a towel for a tie.

“Bow” Brummell…

‘Round the boutiques of London TownEagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends’

♫ The sign said you have to have a coat and tie to get a seat ♪

{waiter}: “Where did the table go?”

Does this bow tie make my neck look fat?

Fernando soon learned that wearing the life vest in public was not going to be a new style.

Although the chance was remote/(as fashion Historians wrote) / fashion History was made/by a gay Spanish blade/ who somehow had caught a sore throat.

Georgio began to reconsider his decision to wear his socks as a bow tie. Perhaps, he decided, he should have used a clean pair.

“I don’t like ties. Ties choke.” Lewis Grizzard, American writer and humorist (1946 – 1994).

A performer from the discount Globe Theater.

The Coward’s Kerchief was worn for a year by everyone who signed up for the Running Of The Bulls but then failed to participate.

‘Tis a force that’s demonic, satanical/ some might even describe it as “manical”/ that the genteel Monsieur/ should deem de rigeur/ a tie. Why, it’s downright “tie-rannical “.

My brother was so ugly that they had to tie a bone around his neck just to get the dog to play with him.

Young Tonio was always a style trendsetter. He took the art of Covid-19 Masking to extreme heights of fashion … Problem was … everyone else took Social Distancing from him to extremes!

Bow ties are cool.

Taking Refreshment: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fernando_Tirado2.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size, oil on panel painting.

I could find no online info on this artist, other than what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his Spanish Wikipedia page: 

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Tirado 

(again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2558 (October 15, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Fernando had completely misunderstood the instructions for wearing the new pantaloons.

Queer Eye for the Beer Guy.

Paolo was just sitting at the cafe when a waiter bumped into him and set off his air bags.

Jose hoped that nobody would realize that the only thing holding his head onto his body was several meters of gauze bandage.

the sex ad said “sit at table with big white bow tie and I’ll say hello”.remi did, and had to cover his expectation with his hat.

Just because you were expecting a naked woman to show up and paint doesn’t mean you need to paint me like I’m a buffoon …

Next time, we are cutting you off at 2 flagons before you start painting.

Getting drummed out of culinary school was bad, but the most hurtful blow came as the head chef pulled Manuel’s chef’s toque down about his ears. :>)

He looks exactly like Robert Downey Jr..

The young man looks forlorn…his date ditched him.

Jose was beginning to suspect that he should not have taken his fashion cues from Tsar Peter III’s corpse at the state funeral (which totally was not because one or another of Peter’s wife’s lovers slit his throat).

Nick Jonas at a renaissance festival?