Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 05, 2020

It’s a bit like the solar system without (trying high pitched voice) PLUTO!

Meet Mick Mous and Don Duc.

Combining the two missing pieces, we arrive with the manifestation of an overactive bill on a formless black blob.

Thus was the creation of the baby Daffy Duck.

They’re really not bad, they’re just drawn that way.

Oh, good! The duck can’t make that annoying noise!

The matador was robbed. He deserved two ears and a tail.

Somewhere there’s a beak saying “You’re despicable.”

If you thought the duck’s voice was funny before, NOW he can barely get a word out.

Meanwhile, over on Disney Plus are animals with surplus body parts. Minnie, for example, is known to have supernumerary nipples.

Mickey’s got a man bun!

I pay extra for the kid-friendly Disney. You know, where Donald wears pants.

Typical Disney these days. Take over and ruin established brands and characters.

Mickey went to see a production of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. When mark Antony said “Friends, Roman, Countrymen, lend me your ears”, he took Mark literally

Something’s off about those two.

With as powerful as the Disney Organization is, I’m glad they are on our side.

Aaa baa Dee, aaa baa Dee, THATS ALL FOLKS

One of Mickey’s mouse ears is missing, Donald’s beak is missing.

Is this the service that pays YOU $30 to watch “Mulan”?

Friends, Romans and Countrymen: lend Mickey your ear.

Disney minus is lower quality, but at least you don’t get a bill.

1) Mickey was jealous of all the attention van Gogh was getting.

2) Somebody forgot to pay their bill.

(I’d better duck, now.)

I needed a good laugh.

Disney minus Garfield.