Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2020

I plea sanity!!!!

Did you remember to bring a magnet for the roulette wheel ball?

The house, I mean the judge, always wins

Wiley is showing his psychic powers again. The wolds biggest loser keeps trying

" Have you tried 22 ? "

Must be a Las Vegas court.

Speaking of gambling, here’s a little trivia question for you. What famous American not only couldn’t make money by being The House, he actually ended up declaring his casinos bankrupt multiple times? (Hint: He claimed to be the world’s greatest businessman.)

Craps Everyone?

As my client Sir, I should disclose to you that I took the 7-5 that you will do 5-7.

After all these years of using Teflon, now that they make non-stick pans where you can use metal utensils, I can’t bring myself to do it!

Unfortunately justice in this country is too intimately connected to money.

Actually, this arc could have come up 19 days ago with the same odds. Except in that one, the pot might have paid out 4 more years of Buttercup and Ha’Pence. Still some bettors are not yet absolutely sure the odds ended up in their favor, while others hate the outcome, but the wheels have spun and the results are in. Buttercup is convinced the wheel was rigged, but the house never folds on that one. Biden is ready to pull the lever for his cabinet and his plans. Next round will be interesting.

If you cannot make a profit running a casino, it is a fairly safe bet you won’t make one betting in a casino. Unlike tax returns, healthcare plans, claims of voter fraud or election rigging in Washington, in a casino you actually have to show your cards.

If it were a murder trial, he should be thankful she doesn’t have a Ouiji board to speak to the victim.

I have noticed the Law gets real literal when it wants to scru you.

I’ll bet ya 3 to 1 that the guy loses his case. The wheel’s crooked, the dice are loaded, and the one-armed bandit’s rigged!

You can lie on Twitter, you can lie on Facebook, you can lie on FOX, you can lie to the American people…but when you walk into court, you’d better leave your lies outside.

Remember the movie “Used Cars”? In the courtroom scene the judge had a toy guillotine on his bench.

That’ll be $3 million

order in the court! I’ll have a dry martini and here’ a chip for you.

Ha, ha, ha. Courtroom humor is the best. Stupid legal system.

I don’t see any of you with POTUS on your Resume.

Baby trump does not admit the election is over. That is the real problem!

Litigant, n. Someone who gives up their skin in the hope of retaining their bones. (Ambrose Bierce)

Republican Senators interviewed on NPR stated trump threw under the bus those repub senators that won the vote, allowing folks to wonder did they cheat to make sure they won? To conclude if there was voting fraud, then all the republican senators must have won fraudulently.

Nevada State Court or Atlantic City Municipal Court?

I Love It! After three decades, Rudy Giuliani makes his disastrous return to the courtroom.

There’s one way to get ahead gambling. I’m not sharing.

@R.R. I know this one unfortunately I refuse to repeat a name that will live in infamy for eternities after eternities! So what did I win ? ( I take zelle )