Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 21, 2020

Panel 2: Flipping the bird at your friend? There is no room for civil discussion about this football team.

Fight Club tonight at CK’s house!

Rapson you only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. That’s rap, son.

P3 Rapson-“What kind of shot are we talking about, are your parents going to be out???”

“Pick you up at 8 … And don’t be late … Aw honey, you know what I like.”

Rest of the day, Rapson’s doing a Richie Cunningham. “I found my thrill…”

In all reality ,at 8 PM Corina brokers a peace between the warring factions of the football team and they clinch second place again .

P4: “Hey, Awful Girl™! Long walk, short pier!”

Second place is First Losers

P1, Looks like the tall girl (Who remembers names at this point?) is about to take a bite out of a tennis ball.

P2, Um, why would you be embarrassed? Did you just fart?

P3, Bring big bucks.

After CK has finished instigating a civil war between rival QB factions on the football team, can she please next turn her subterfuge towards disrupting the hive mind that binds these two volleyball players to their collective? All these panels of “two girls each speak half of a single sentence” are getting really old, fast.

P2- That look Becca Rameriz is sporting reminds me of Clarence Beeks in the gorilla suit, as the LOVE interest caged with a big amorous gorilla in the Eddie Murphy/Dan Akroyd movie, “Trading Places.”

P 4: “….F*** off,……new girl…”

P 2.5: “…. because we heard they were fighting over you…”

P4: “But leave at 9. Fleming’s due over at 9”."

Rapson is going to bring his offbeat one-liners to open mic night! His jokes are so hot they make CK’s Mom set the house on fire. Try to follow that.

She’s figured out that the QBs are just using her as a substitute for their passion for each other, and she just needs to get them together and get out of the way.Like, duh.

Two of the players argued for about 1 minute, then Boone stepped in and yelled at them to knock it off. And the whole school is buzzing about the players “fighting” on the sidelines? Who would even know other than the players?

So after all her smart-ass behavior, now that Rapson has attended a few of her volleyball matches she does a 180 and invites him over for a night of “Netflix and chill”. No wonder she had to go to V!M. Oh wait, this is Milford, make that “VHS and chill”.

And speaking of chill, it’s even more likely you’ll get lucky if you invite your crush over for some “Mopped Up Thorp and chill”!

P-3: as the old NY Jets liked to say": “If you’re going to play, Score.”

In the unseen Sunday strip, Rapson stops at the Milford pharmacy for a discreet purchase on his way to CK’s house. While there, he spots Thayer making the same purchase, for his date at CK’s house at 10pm. An argument breaks out, fisticuffs result, only to be broken up by 3rd string quarterback Fleming, who was stopping by for a cold bottle of Hoo on his way home from HIS date at CK’s house.

Going to be sad when Rapp loses out again during CK’s tryouts! If Fleming doesn’t win, I am going to put my money on the scrub who knew what a libero is.