Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 25, 2020

Haven’t slept through the night in four years…

You mean, from 3 a.m. till noon?

i loved the blink your eyes nights…..

There are two kinds of people who sleep well at night: those with a clear conscience and those with no conscience at all.

Shrinking bladder syndrome. I’m excited to get 4 solid hours of sleep.

Maybe the thought is envy for the way teens seem to melt into a mattress in all kinds of twisted positions but seem to wake up without the snap, crackle, and pop music like us old folks.

There are two kinds of people, those who sleep well at night and those that don’t. The latter have a cat. ;)

My retired husband sleeps about 18 hours a day, 2 or 3 hours at a time, but gets up in the morning saying he couldn’t sleep, so goes back to bed.

Yeah, really.

I think that to sleep like a teenager you have to be one

There are aspects of being a teenager I would really enjoy now if I could, but the overall experience is not something I would want to repeat

I’d give anything to be able to do almost anything like a teenager again.

I’d give anything.. to be a teenager again.

Four inches of memory foam mattress pad did it for me.

By not sleeping, at least I’m awake when I have to pee.