Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 09, 2021

I’ve never been able to do that!

I can’t even get the hot dogs and buns to finish at the same time.

Or the milk and the cereal.

Your hair and scalp is better off without all those chemicals in either of em.

Is ‘gifted’ another word for ‘bald’?

Now that’s deep! Lol

Nope! Can’t do it!

You know, Aunty, that out there is a world of complex and multifarious situations to give one pause.

Last bite of burger and last fry

I guess that I can do that, since I do not use conditioner at all. So, when my shampoo is finished, so is the conditioner.

…..or they need to use a lot more conditioner or less shampoo! ;o]

My Grandpa, complained he had that problkem with pretzels and beer, forced to drink more beer or eat more pretzels to even out.

A better way of looking at it is, if two paired things do finish up at the same time, regard it as a pleasant serendipity and whistle a happy tune… ☺

Not gifted as much as just having shorter hair.

Or chip and dip…

They just sip whatever is left in one bottle. That’s why they shape the bottles like a champagne bottle.

They do have shampoo and conditioner in one bottle.

I gave up trying and use an all-in-one.

If only the manufacturers saw it our way. I believe it’s impossible to finish them at the same time (all in one’s excluded). Why can’t they just make a smaller bottle of conditioner even if they charged the same price. At least you wouldn’t be using stale old conditioner for months after the shampoo is gone.

That’s why I get them mixed together.

Or have OCD.

I do it all the time. Of course, I get a 2-in-1. But it still counts.

My hairdresser tells me it’s better to run out of the conditioner first. Apparently we shampoo our hair too often. She advises shampooing every other or even every third day. Conditioning should be done daily. My hair has been healthier following this advice.