That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 10, 2020

Reading your teenage daughter’s diary seemed like a fun idea but it had a sad ending.

“This Wells’ guy story is about traveling in time. It will never catch on.”

It’s plebeian, but you have to admit that Dickens fellow can write.

As opposed to the mathematician who had to work it out with a log.

Speaking of which (Monty Python):

“Whilst I rest, read to me a while from Shakespeare’s ‘Gay Boys in Bondage’.”

“Yes my lord. ‘Gay Boys in Bondage’… Ken, 25, is a mounted policeman with a difference, and what a difference.”

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/elizporn.php

“Yep. Yep. I can do the ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ part, but then I touch my finger to the side of my nose and do what? I think the stuff in my pipe is affecting my hearing too.”

jules and jim having a chuckle over catherine’s diary…

The gay blades had this great idea for a Zorro party.

Says here “Second-hand smoke is a leading cause of lung cancer.”

Look, Pinky, I know you just got that new clay pipe, but if you don’t stop smoking, I swear I’ll …

“You’re not here to read to me are you?”

“Why do you ask that?”

“The book is upside down.”

(BTW cool how the artist included smoke in the air)

It’s just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight.But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let’s do the ‘Time Warp Again’!……what do you say Frank?

TMI… Definitely TMI…

Reading from 1001 dirty limericks by the author known as “Call me Ishmael”

“This Shakespeare chap writes a decent sonnet, but he’s no Suckling .”

Always lead with the hips.

“The 3rd essential element of a Good Story is character development. Does your character smoke? Stand to close to people?"

“Here’s a good one! ‘Do you have Prince Albert in a can?’ "

Uncle Hermie’s “Big Book of Bathroom Jokes volume 2” always seemed funnier with a pipe full of premium hashish.

Who knew the Cardinal’s secret diary would be so salacious?

Today the whipping boy had to read War and Peace while smiling, that should teach the princess a lesson!

bad

A painter who came from Romania/ was prey to a sexual mania/ his sick neurasthenia/ was traced to Slovenia/ and a porn model named Melania.

First dudes on the block to sport the RBG collars.

“A Good Story” by Victor Schivert, sold for $533 in 2009. Fairlt small at about 20×16 inches. Sold for well less than the estimate.

https://www.skinnerinc.com/

It would be easier to do this if I knew how to read.

LOCKNUT: WHOO! Good stuff you’ve written here, Horatio! It both curls your hair and puts a Spring in you Jeans! Might I take home this copy for, ummm, private perusal?

HORATIO: Only if you promise not to return it, Locknut. And by the way, I apologize for being unable to offer you a chair as my hat is presently occupying that location. LOCKNUT: I understand but I must admit that my enthusiasm for your new book would have been, shall we say, less obvious, had you provided the chair.

HORATIO: But poor Locknut – that is precisely how I measure enthusiasm for my efforts! BOTH: HA, HA, HA!

Did I not tell you many times, no poetry whilst I am smoking pot.

Michael Che’s joke from SNL!

“And then the troubadour’s girlfriend says, ‘How come you need more than one lute?’”

It says put this in your pipe and smoke it.

A Good Story: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Victor_Schivert.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this (roughly jumbo envelope size) painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Victor_Schivert/11068463/Victor_Schivert.aspx 

currently has sparse info about this artist (again if truncated, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), what little I could find, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2596 (December 9, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Boo! :D

gay poetry class circa 1659, look out after class! sheading clothes.

Yes, show me your cutlass!

“Well!…what do you know? The butler DID do it!”

You’re gonna pay for that crack.

Obviously a #2 pencil

“Get this: She says she’d like to ride me cowboy style. What the heck is that?”