Garfield by Jim Davis for January 28, 2021

You guys get the joke?

As well as marinara sauce.

Martin Clunes much?

Thank goodness Jon’s not a vampire.

Jon, James Jon 00 negative.

Hahahahahahahaha! Yeah I bet he does at both.

Jon would totally fail as a vampire (and pretty much anything else, for that matter).

Now we know why Jon never gets beetroots.

Don’t make Jon see red now, Garf!

Garfield isn’t into bloody stuff, and I like that!

Explains the lack of lasagna, pizza, baked beans and other foods with tom sauce in it…

Why whisper it, Jon?

I was going to be a doctor, but I had no patience (patients).

I thought about becoming a lawyer, but I didn’t want to be even more underemployed.

I faint at the sight of ketchup too…….from ecstasy after pouring it on hot dogs, burgers, fries….

Heck, Jon probably faints at the sight of mustard.

I never had the patients to become a doctor.

I use to be interested in being a doctor myself back when Doctors where all seen as Rich people. That was before you started hearing about the lawsuits for silly things… Would link what comes to mind. But I tend to see post with links get under review and never seen again.

doctor jon it is! …not!

Wait but Jon already got a job, which is a cartoonist

When I was in Jr High there was member of the class that would go into a grand mal seizure just at the mention of blood.

what about red paint

Jon wouldn’t have lasted one day in pre-med!

Red crayons are a bit problematic as well…

That explains why he never uses any on burgers.

How about spilled red paint?

Nope

why would i

I eat lasangna like garfield dudes

Jon fainting at the sight of ketchup? That doesn’t make sense. He’s used ketchup before in the past and he hasn’t fainted one bit at the sight of it.

HA! Family Guy did this EXACT joke just a couple weeks ago

I mean, Bela Lugosi was terrified of blood, yet it didn’t prevent him from playing Dracula. Don’t let it bring you down, Jon.

pathetic

sure glad I don’t…I put ketchup on my ketchup….well, not really, but it’s a nice thought

Can you get a doctorate in Inadequacy?

He probably didn’t have the patients, and as a surgeon he wouldn’t be able to cut it.

That’s a smart little feline critic there.

Uhhh,Jon’s such a scaredy cat

The burn of it all.

What does not make Jon faint? Who knows? #easytarget :)

Don’t feel bad Jon, they’re easy to mix up

same diff