Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 06, 2021

Oh, man, now THAT I’d like to see: the crowd combusting! The screams of horror as the flaming fans dash outside trying to escape the pitiless inferno …

Thanks to Vic, Milford has a chance! But what does P3 mean? I’ll go pessimistic. A bad blocking foul, the kid hits the 2 free throws putting Rockford ahead. (With possibly a technical foul for arguing the call.) Guthrie with the chance to win the game – CLANK! We lose.

And speaking of losing, you can’t lose when you start your day with Mopped Up Thorp, A part of a complete breakfast.

Definitely a charge. Here’s hoping funky haircut boy sells the call by adding a little extra flop, like, oh I don’t know, how about Bill Laimbeer of the “bad boys”-era Detroit Pistons? (I can do this too, Gil.)

A whole crowd combusts? Wow, CK’s mom has really outdone herself tonight!

Vic is getting out of control, I see problems ahead!! GilPa may regret this decision.

Does anybody have any idea where the MoonMan went???

P3 projectile vomiting or Exploding Mouth Syndrome?

P2 I bring you hellfire!

In all reality , with the ref calling the foul on Milford , the Milford player did not have position . Viccie D combusts rushing the court threatening the Ref with his hand held mike and gets Teed up. The crowd rushes the court to escape the raging flames trampling Mop Man who is trampled by the fans while valantly yelling Stay Off the Court With Street Shoes On !!!!

A collision. Well, they are called the RAMS after all.

P1, The crowd goes mild!

P2, And Vic continues to belt out the toons!

P3, Let’s go to the flop!

OK Vicky Dee, enough with the Chris Berman rip offs.

P3- Charlie Roh should be selling the charge with OOF!, not Exploding Chicklets Syndrome.

Gil gets Teed-up after Vicky-D dubs in ‘three blind mice’ after the bad call comin’ from the ref

I predict a riot

Did he come up with these nicknames at home or is he that spontaneous?

looks more like Rockford will get a charging foul and hopefully the player he mowed down isn’t badly hurt. time for Milford to get the advantage

How long do we have to wait until Rogers picks up a technical foul for hurling the ball at Doucette?

So is he going to be Charlie “Roadblock” Roh, or maybe “Dusty” Roh, anything but “Ruh” Roh?!?

This is how the Rev. Jim Jones got started.

Two strips with Doucette makes me want to be at home playing go fish with CK and her mom.