Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 05, 2021

“Double D” Guthrie now catching VD.

P1 – What in the hell is he doing? Shooting? Rebounding? With 2 hands like that???

P2 – Looks like more people left the game since yesterday.

P3 – The beginning of a love story?

And speaking of beginning, I’m beginning to wonder who’s reading Mopped Up Thorp. I hope it’s everybody!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Where is the Moon Man in all of this??? Haven’t seen him in awhile!

Milford catches fire and we all know who’s responsible for that in all reality !

P2 Basket by Doug “he’s no Janet” Guthrie!

I hope we hear some nicknames from VD for the girls team. Basket by Cranky Corrina Karenna!

Doug will now tattoo a gas and brake pedal on his hands, and a STP logo on his neck.

@Bluedarter Don’t forget the tire tracks up and down his back

Yeah, that would happen. Mid-game a player talking to the PA guy. A real coach, state champion or not, would bench him in a cocaine heartbeat.

We’ve already named Charlie “Rut” Roh. What’s next, Tom “Crunch n’” Muench, Leonard “Fly” Fleming, Sam “Huckster” Finn? I smell jealousy by Marteen.

When he gets dunked over, will he be “Parked” Doug Guthrie?

Just wait ‘til someone makes a mistake and Vickie D gives him a nickname that fits that too..’Travelin’ Charlie Roh…..Marcus ‘the Mad Hacker’ Irby, Leonard “the bricklayer” Fleming, etc.

P1, Even the ants don’t know WTF is going on here.

P2, Looks like Vic borrowed Uncle Fester’s outfit.

P3, Vic must be in a lot of pain now that his ever-growing glasses have embedded themselves in his nose.

Who would use a hand held mike for an entire game??

P-1: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

P-2: First recorded sighting of the new musical group, The Turtle..necks

P-3: "The name of the place, “I Like It Like That”.

I’m glad for Vic’s sake that Koy Nash graduated years ago

Drivin’ Doug Guthrie — number one in your hearts, number one on your scorecard!

It’s tough to deny Gil’s genius when he can use a kid in the stands with a Mr. Microphone to lead his team to victory. Doug will be the Chevrolet Player of the Game of course.