Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 04, 2021

This is Bung! Doesn’t he… daily… trip over a bar stool???

It doesn’t take a new year to say this.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Go for it, Bung!

Paging Larsen E. Pettifogger.

Surely you jest…..

And somewhere the staff of Id’s hospital gets a room ready for its next occupant!

This is not a good time to need a hospital bed.

Hope he has a good personal injury lawyer.

That’s the new year for us. At the top of and icy slope and no guarantee of a safe landing at the bottom. Might as well go for it. It’s all there is.

Jacoby and Meyers say hello, Bong

So you’re saying it’s all downhill from here on, Bung?!

LOL! If anything could happen, it will

I remember black diamonds – good times. I’m afraid those days are behind me.

Go for broke!

So where’s the guy holding his beer?

My third, and last trip to the ski-hill was three months after the lesson on the first trip. I was awkward and inept, couldn’t seem to get control of my skiis. Then, almost magically I was zipping down the mountain, going faster than ever, actually making some gentle turns, then my ski-mask slid down my face and covered my eyes………my kids dug me out of a snowbank, I finished the day at the lodge and never went back. When it’s time to kill myself I will find a less painful way to do it.

Mountains of PORCUPINE not dead ahead! Go directly to Granite Peak, where black diamonds are as steep as Harry Lumley’s ‘apple cheeks’ .

Well, I suppose the quicker you break your leg, the quicker you get back to the lodge and the hot buttered rum and, of course, babes.

( Calvin sneaks up behind Bung and pushes him)

Somewhere, a lawyer is about to earn his horns!

No worries, mate. Apres ski is just around the corner.

Upon closer scrutiny, it looks like a man from Jokerit on a cross country ski trail.