Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2021

Only thing keeping Mom from burning that suit is that it will be needed for future story arcs.

No cape, no problem. Justice will be achieved!

For Susie.

That’s his only punishment? A reprimand?

Watching Calvin get in trouble just never gets old, does it?

Stupendous man mildly stupefied.

It could have been worse mom. Calvin could have hidden a rock inside that snowball.;-D

Stupendous Mom: 1 – Stupendous Man: 0

Once; just once, I’d like to see the little love child get an ass beating for the poop he pulls.

Maybe it’s a job for Spaceman Spiff.

Calvin is one of those kids. My youngest is too.

What a stupendous problem!

Justice served….

An anagram of “Stupendous Man” is “Unused tampons.”

No egging him on, Hobbes!

They all say that they are defenders of liberty and justice. You’ll have to come up with something better than that, Calvin.

“I’m very mild-mannered”

What do you call one of those laughs that are a lot like choking?

I wonder what the minimum age is for military school.

If you remove the words “snow” and “bowling” from the first panel, then it says Calvin “dropped a ball the size of a ball”.

I just thought I’d point that out for no good reason at all.

Surprised Susie didn’t wait for Calvin to come down. She could have kept him up there for a while.

Yes it does

Honestly you have to be impressed by a six year old who can climb a tree while carrying a snowball the size of a bowling ball.

Besides, our hero will need it to recover from the ‘whuppin’ ’Suzie is going to give him when there are no witnesses around ! ! ! !

He’s going to need his suit when Rosalyn shows up.

his mom was too easy on him. he should have been made to go over to Susie’s house and apologize to her and her family for his actions and the cape should have been locked away until he showed he would use it for good instead of evil.

this can’t be good

WHAT!?   Calvin actually learned something from a bad decision he made?

Perhaps Tracer Bullet can be persuaded to handle the case…

I love how calvin calls himself ‘mild mannered’ with clearly NO idea what that means, only he got it from the comics.

Spank his little ass and he’ll remember what not to do. Time outs don’t work. Look around.

I have several alter egos. Currently, I’m Couch Potato Guy!

Sorry, no rescuing, crime fighting or other feats of daring do.

Momlady wins again.

Sometimes we need to re-evaluate the contents of our wheel houses.

Apparently a conscience is not a power Stupendous Man possesses.

LMAO!

Calvin’s punishment is inadequate. “Don’t do it again”? That’s it??

Uh, Calvin . . . Mom’s the one who made your costume. She’s in on the whole secret identity thing, remember?

Whether it’ll do any good or not, Stupendous Man needs to be a little more articulate.

But he’s right. It had to be Stupendous Man.

Normal ole Calvin could not possibly carry a bowling ball sized snowball up a tree.

Following that logic (the snowball was the size of a bowling ball) Calvin’s head is the size of a bowling ball

Susie needs Moe help to handle Stupendous Man.

Maybe Spaceman Spiff?

Is that pronounce: “Stupid: end-this man?”

LOL

This kid is the most relatable thing on the planet!!

The mild mannered kid is obnoxious and oblivious to cute Susie’s retribution.

They should all be grateful “Stupendous Man” didn’t drop an actual bowling ball on Susie from a tree!

“Actually it quite doesn’t sound like his type of job.”

The amazing Consequences Mom!