Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2021

“No, absolutely not! Your MASK does not make your butt look big!”

It doesn’t need a mask for that.

Any sane guy knows to say, “It always looks just the right size.”

Kemo sabe. Great White Father says you’d look better with a tutu. If your not having fun you’re doing something wrong.

I’d be more worried she’s holding her nose to high and can’t see over her mask.

Rodney: “Naaaa … Your butt is big, but that is not because of your mask.”……………“Ouch!”

No, your dress does that all by itself….

No, but as neither mask is covering your mouth you would be just as well take it off…

Maybe it’s time to sing that song about liking big butts.

The give me liberty or give me death question

Poor Rodney, always engaged in no-win scenarios!

It would help if they both knew HOW to wear a mask.

And if Rodney’s smart he won’t answer the question.

A woman’s butt can never be too big!

The correct answer is, “Of course not, but it makes your boobs look big and I LOVE that!”

Rodney needs to get bigger mask. One that not only covers his snoz but his mouth too!

Rodney needs an XXXL mask.

Without even looking, Rodney answers, knowing if he says yes, he’s doomed! OY!

“Sorry. I can’t really see anything with my mask on. (And you know I can’t take it off.)”

Not at all. However, it makes your eyes disappear.

No, it makes your eyes look beautiful.

Well, to all the people complaining that the masks don’t cover their noses, there ya go…

I don’t know, let me see your butt

Neither one covers their mouths! Useless!

Always the right answer

no bigger than it actually is… wait, er, let me rephrase that

Run like hell boy!

With the size of Rodney’s nose, it is impossible for the mask to cover his mouth.

Absolutely not! Does that thing have it’s own zip code?

He should take another look….(snicker).

Nope. It’s that bustle.

What’s that? You’re not wearing a bustle? Oh carp

No, your butt just makes the mask look small.

“Does this mask make my butt look big?”

That depends on where you wear it.

why did the wall disappear? Bad photoshopping of previous scene?

i made the mistake of saying to my 3 exes: no, your butt makes your butt look big

Don’t answer that Rodney!!!!

“Yes!! Just the way I like it!!”

Not again……..

The face diapers enhance no one’s looks.

No. That’s your bustle.