Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 30, 2021

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    TexTech  almost 4 years ago

    How long until this gets political and ugly? Any bets?

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    The king sure is clueless, and full of himself. I wonder who he left in charge?

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    The longer he is gone, the more popular he will get.

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    Stamp, Sign, Stamp, Sign, Stamp, Sign. “Is it time for my nap now?”

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    hawgowar  almost 4 years ago

    Beware an efficient government.

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    Calvinist1966  almost 4 years ago

    MacBeth was High King of Scotland from 1040 to 1057. In 1050, he went on a pilgrimage to Rome and is described as having “scattered coins like seed to the poor”. The fact that he was able to leave Scotland and go to Rome is sometimes cited among the evidence that he was a very popular High King and not the tyrant that he was later portrayed as being.

    His charitable nature seems to have played a large part in his downfall. He gave shelter to survivors of the first Norman attempt to conquer England and this led to the English aiding his own enemies. Nine years after MacBeth was killed, there was a successful Norman conquest of England.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    It’s running smoothly because it’s not being run by an "Id"iot!

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    now that’s sad.

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    V45mikky  almost 4 years ago

    Mark Twain Quote: “No man’s life, liberty, or property are are safe while the legislature is in session.”

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    tripwire45  almost 4 years ago

    Now if we could send the President and every single member of Congress on a ski trip for the next four years, everything would be fine. :D

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, sometimes I get more done when I don’t have anyone giving me more to do.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    the Fink has lost his mind. LONG LIVE THE FINK!!!!!

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    Raging Moderate  almost 4 years ago

    Mountains and snow in Florida?

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    Cerabooge  almost 4 years ago

    Badly timed; Biden’s been president for about a week, and he definitely hasn’t been on vacation, plus it can be argued that he has taken steps to improve the efficiency of government.

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    Stat_man99  almost 4 years ago

    I wish Nancy, Chuckie and the gang would take the hint……

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 4 years ago

    Works in a lot of businesses also. Have often noticed when certain people in management go on vacation that things run better, until they get back.

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    allenmichael1941  almost 4 years ago

    Sure wouLtd like to send our senate and Congress on a permanent ski trip and get new ones.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Oooh I know who’s probably in charge….the guard who watches Spoof

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    “The Government that governs least, governs best”. Henry David Thoreau. We should have a unpaid, term limited, part time Legislature. That’s how it was originally designed……

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    comixbomix  almost 4 years ago

    So…they have snow skiing at Mar-a-Bozo?

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    WentBrown  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sure its doing much better.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Ahh, the slopes of Zakopane are as fresh in my memory as Ivan Putski…. and the armed Russian soldiers at the airport were really cute and polite to my fellow travelers!

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    Ukko wilko  almost 4 years ago

    In the case of government, less is more.

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    PaulLeckner  almost 4 years ago

    “The best government governs least.” – Ronald Wilson Reagan

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