Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 27, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    “My evil plan is finally coming together!” chortled Dr. Baldman.

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    Do they have a surgeon standing by to suture head wounds?

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    Laptop #3 really wanted to be a lumberjack.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    And the cat from yesterday now looks like….

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    Never get a haircut when you’re out of town…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa9IvpooKI

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    " Gaaah! My eyes! "

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    And the scientist has not a clue.

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    westcarleton  almost 4 years ago

    Too late! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zBrbdU_y0s

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    me thinks this is a failed experiment.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t someone once come up with a device that fit over a vacuum cleaner nozzle and had spinning blades in it? The idea was to suck the hair up as it was cut.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    My barber has figured out how to maintain social distancing while cutting hair. He uses a tree trimmer.

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    bxclent  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    not a problem if you just don’t do haircuts -

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Imagine what a cutthroat shave is like!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    “OK. So that’s a big NO on the laser printer/hair cutter.”

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    swanridge  almost 4 years ago

    Now we know who the orange trumpski’s stylist was.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 4 years ago

    Programmed by Edward Scissorhands.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “OW! My spleen!”

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    Meanwhile, none of those three are wearing masks or social distancing.

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    Jim G Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This version clearly isn’t going to cut it.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    The do-it-yourself haircuts are looking better and better.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    In high demand during lockdown, but still.

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      almost 4 years ago

    Boy, sucks to be them.

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