Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 01, 2021

I planned my surgery for just before College Football Bowl Season for that very reason…

a sprain is a torn muscle or tendon. a strain is a pulled muscle (more common )

Oye! Mind it mate. Eye got the couch first.

Sorry Wiz. There is no television in the Kingdom of Id yet. Though they do have shotguns, vacuum cleaners, and ski-lifts. So maybe the Wiz does have ID-iot Television.

Why do his feet look like hands transplanted onto his legs?

A lot of folks got more than two months off last year.

I’m guessing Blanch was taking him shopping…

Wrinkly old Wiz face in panel two!

If this was Andy Capp I could buy the joke.

He forgets who will be at home with him for two weeks.

Not if the Fink has anything to do with it….

Maybe the Wiz needs to “cast” a spell….for his foot!

…and the difference is?

The ghoul will want for company.

Must be a high sprain for that much couch time. If it’s high he could be impacted for 3-5 months easily.

Load the refrigerator with pizzas and snacks.

The red star seems suspicious.

I hate being hurt. Too much to do.

So…wizardry really is work?

So he’s an essential worker?

I had a broken ankle and a sprained knee, and never missed a dog walk until the knee surgery. Then I missed 3 days. Back up to 4+ mile walks daily. I was told in June I needed a new knee, but I am hoping to outlive my knees and take them with me. I had no knee or ankle problems in my life until an unexpected fall, not that we plan our falls. He should be walking his dragon. At least he could ride the dragon home if he goes too far.

If this was last week. I’d say Wiz wanted to avoid going on a ski trip with the King.

Harry Potter will be the guest wizard.

In this day and age, that’s just crazy talk. He’s hurt more than he thinks…..

If they had covid, he could go a whole year