The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 28, 2021

I suppose that’s one way to get rid of excess paint. Well I hope it was paint and not some weird green stain (kids with green face).

I can see how he’s the same colour as the bathroom walls, but I can’t see why he’s the same colour as the bathroom walls.

Frosty’s been getting into the limeade again.

But why paint a bathroom blah-tee-da green?

So passing dogs know where to go?

Don’t eat the lime-colored snow, either.

So what’s the answer?

Easy: “Honey, could you come out here? We have a problem…!”

It’s worse when you realize the bathroom walls are painted blue.

“I’m going back to work…”

Is mom going to let them back in the house before the paint dries?

How hard is it going to be for them to scrub all that paint off?

Who gets the first bath?

I’m afraid I don’t get the punchline?

And guess why they’re the same color as the bathroom walls.

Paint lol. We tried food dye when my dad was station in Germany. All of us kids raided our mom’s kitchens for it. I used all three boxes my mom had. I was lucky my snow clothes were dark. It worked pretty well, Dad got home and the snowman looked pretty good but how did we manage to do that I told him. He said uh-oh get in the car and pray the commissary did not run out of food dye, Because your mom baking for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I got lucky. But a few friends did not.

Sanitary green. Even though this colour isn’t healthy for my mind. It seriously depresses me.

I guess that this is a St. Patrick’s Day snowman.