That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 26, 2021

Hank had to settle for crumbs.

Not only were the serving sizes too small, they were short a few chairs.

Henri was satisfied to chew on the used gum stuck under the table.

“Are we not men? We are Devo!” Or something.

You need to start over Leanardo! There were twelve disciples not five, plus when I said Judas was a low down character it was a figure of speech!

The waiter was smart. He knew that would be the last place they’d look for him; at least until they were too drunk to order anything more.

The bass in the glee club took it literally when they told him he needed to go lower.

wild and crazy georgians rehearsing SNL cold open…

“Georgia, Georgia…the whole day through…” (Okay, so we ain’t Ray Charles…)

Nuthin’ is as raucous as a Caucasian Party Caucus in the mo-o-o-rnin’..

I’m always a bit uneasy/ at parties in Tbilisi: / the slimy secretions/ of the South Ossetians/ make even the bravest queasy.

Party with the Beatles.

Save a chair for the Prophet Elijah!

“ Raise you hand if you tooted. “

The Lutefisk eating contest was Johanne’s favorite festival of the year. Tomorrow it was back to herding reindeer, but tonight he was going to party like it was 1899!

Manny, Moe, and Jack always chose this place when it was their turn to pick. The lack of chairs wasn’t a problem for them since they had no legs. Everyone else had to stand… or make do some other way.

Hiding under the table, bogarting the Pappy Van Winkle.

Early black velvet art?

No, you come over here if you want to high five.

The Village People – The Very Early Years. Before they figured out just how much costuming mattered.

Welcome to Overly-VIvid-Yet-Oddly-Two-Dimensional Boys Night.

Mark my words – that Dzugasvili kid will be somebody some day !

Next article of impeachment: raise your hand for aye, Drinking under the table…next article of impeachment:…

Serious note: classical music lovers might look on YouTube for Khatia Buniatishvili, a pleasure to both the ear and the eye.

Barbie’s new Ken doll collection… “90 Day Fiance”

Niko’s 5th-grade art teacher told him that his painting showed some promise.

Under the table is also a better place for Chuck to upchuck later.

“Do You Hear the People Sing?” as performed by The Volga Barbershop Sextet.

Besides, with this crowd, there were sure to be plenty of scraps to nosh on.

“Let’s all sing our favorite drinking song!”

“Drink! Drink! Drink! And drink some more!

Drink! Drink! Drink! And drink some more…"

Sorry no up skirt, her dress is too long, pour me a drink!

The Russian Blasphemous Comedy Troupe performing their musical version of Lazurus The Leper:

♫ ♪♪♫We’re the Top 1% so we’re the best

And we all say to hell with the rest

We’ll take our tax cuts with us when we die

And bribe the devil to turn a blind eye

Yo ho ho, we earned this life

Yo ho ho, now let’s cheat on our wife! ♫ ♪♪♫

It can be deadly under the table if somebody plays low notes with a trouser tuba.

“Hey, guys! Dinner’s on me! Anyone got a towel?”

After the football game, the cardboard cutouts got together to celebrate!

This also afforded him a better view of the waitress.

After the first assignment, it was clear that the art teacher would need to put more focus on perspective.

The Last Supper – the afterparty.

Molokani Carousing: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Niko_Pirosmani._Molokani_Carousing._1905._Oil_on_oilcloth._112X179,5.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

http://www.all-art.org/art_20th_century/pirosmani1.html 

https://prabook.com/web/niko.pirosmani/1034541 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/niko-pirosmani 

http://www.pirosmani.org/pirosmani/ 

https://www.freeart.com/gallery/p/pirosmani/pirosmanibio.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here (3 times, including a Holiday Classic repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/12/31?comments=visible 

has the prior (the repeat), which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 15 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2628 (January 25, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Two guys named Moe stepped out, and three non-Moes stepped (or slid) in.

it started after a fun brunch, while the wine was being served, THE GAY MEN’S Chorus

Not being able to get any drinks “on the house”; he decided to try his luck at getting drinks under the table.

Hide and Seek - the early years.

Before telephones, and the wife came in … you couldn’t just tell the bartender to say “He isn’t here”.

Too many Moscow nights.

And that, my friends, is when Joe the Trader started calling his friend Charles Two-buck Chuck.