Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2021

Sharing a Netflix password is also a good way to find out about another person’s personality by checking out what they watch when you’re not around.

It’s for the best, Pig; your bed’s not big enough for you, Rat, and Pigita.

Sounds like Pigita is ready to make some SPAM

It’s HER password that he wants shared, I take it.

A chance: Pigita would have paid only half of the amount due.

I’m surprised that prudish Pigita is willing to live in sin.

There are levels?

Hey, I’d take that Netflix password. What is it?

Whoa, slow down Romeo!

No chill for Pig tonight.

I’m just intrigued about whether Pig affixes the tie to his snout or does he keeps it suspended from his mouth.

Does she have one boob or is that a flop over belly? Also, don’t get in a relationship to watch TV. There are much better things to do in life than argue over the remote.

She was right to dump him! Loser

The old password swap. This works fine with Hulu as well.

She probably would rather have Hulu!

Pig consult Larry Croc before moving in with Pigita ! … Croc Power !

Sharing a Password and Moving in Together – isn’t that like the same thing?

Pig is such a romantic. No wonder she kicked him out.

is that tied fastened to his nose?

What does Pig’s tie clip on to?

I don’t share my passwords with ANYBODY. . .and I mean ANYBODY. As for the other: wouldn’t a nice duplex do as well?

You have to appreciate him having that kind of trust in his girlfriend.

Maybe should have also thrown in Hulu or Disney+.

Poor Pigita! Pig barely sees her and he blows it when opens his mouth…what’s the password BTW?

How can Pigita turn down a man in a tie? And, a classy tie like that one…

Pearls and a tie, that must have been a formal date!

The course of true live ne’er did run smooth. . . .

Run away, Pig! Netflix is not worth it!

Maybe they could own a farm together.

So financial benefits are for friends. Who wudda guessed.

Makin’ Bacon

Pig, why are you still going out with that short-tempered shrew? But anyway, I’ve used my cousin’s Netflix account in the past.

I thought he meant rutting.

To her, he’s just one more guy/ why on earth does he even try?/ he’s far, far too fine/ for that self-absorbed swine./ There are plenty of sows in the sty.

Why does Pigita have just a single boob at her belly?Yes, I realize she is a pig and pigs have their teats not on their chest but rather on their bellies. But they typically have 6 – 8 nipples. If the humanized form of Pigita had cleavage at her chest then Pig might be more interested in her.

Hey Pig, I did that with a daughter till they saw what I watched and called me a “Pig.”

It’s been a long time since she had made an appearance

And to think that some people will share their Netflix password with anybody. Those sluts.

This strip started in 2002. Pig and Pigita have moved slower than some soap opera power couples did back in the day.

I didn’t even know they had gotten back together. It’s a sad day when I can’t keep up with the romance of Pig and Pigita.

Lucky Pig! When will you learn, Pigita is not good for you; not good, period.

Un-die Sweet Fanny, Pig’s One True Love! —That would be a treat for St. Valentine’s Day!