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âMembers of Congressâ? No. We have IDIOT CLOWNS in congress spouting such ridiculousness and ignorance. Fortunately, not the ones currently running the show anymore. I felt nearly the entire world relax and exhale on January 20th. My birthday was on the 21st, and I LOVE my present! THANK YEW!
California had some minor power outages last summer.
Aug 8, 2020 âThis is what happen when the democrats are left in charge,â said Texas Lt Gov Patrick.
Aug 19, 2020 âCalifornia is now unable to perform even basic functions like having reliable electricity,â said Tex Sen Cruz.
Sept 6, 2020 âCaliforniaâs politicians did this, not the heat,â said Texas AG Paxton.
Now the Texas grid is down because republicans were in charge and failed to winterize the equipment. Now Texas is unable to provide electricity. It was Texas politicians that did this, not the cold. All they needed was some thermal blankets.
:D it looks like WILEY is looking to be featured in redditâs politics saturday political cartoon thread.. gonna be fun listing all of these in this segment lolol
If you donât install the blasted things, you wonât have to suffer anxiety over whether it actually is listening and thinking on its own, or whether it will delete you or not. That way, If it does those things, the end will come as a nasty surprise and be over quick.
Fox and Fiends was upset with the NY Times obit of Rush Limbo saying he was nasty and divisive. They say it was a slander. I guess since they are nasty and divisive they canât recognize it when they hear it.
I donât blame any re-elected politician, of any party, for their behavior. I blame the people who continue to vote for them, knowing what they are like.
Even the previous president did all the things he said he was going to do. Not only did no one stop him, they actively helped him. He didnât get re-elected, but most of his enablers did. People vote (or donât vote) for many different reasonsâŠbut, by and large, incumbents get re-elected, regardless of their behavior. Iâll bet if Senator Cruz was in an election TODAY, heâd get re-elected.
On the subject on average IQ, Iâm assuming that the figure is derived from global data. Sometimes I think my position on the slope depends on my location. Where I live in Sticksville I feel on a par with Stephen Hawking.
We are doomed. Now days, the crazier you are, the better. Intelligence has taken a sh**. Now opinions are just as , if not more legit than facts. The crazies are being called normal now, and anyone who disputes them, are going to get in trouble.
When I remarked upon my sadness at the passing of Alex Trebek and concern of the future of Jeopardy without Alex at the helm, a young lady acquaintance of mine replied that she didnât care much for Jeopardy because, and I am not making this up, âyou have to know something.â
Iâd like a Q-Anonsenser to explain why they think thereâs a âJewish space laserâ and why anybodyâd use such a weapon to start wildfires in California â Iâd like to, but Iâm afraid they just might try to explain it.
All righty then! I had another confrontation with my Alexa today! It is only with my kitchen device that I have these spats. She would not let me synchronize her with the echo dot in the other room. I do believe she is jealous.
Technically, even though the term is no longer used, âMoronâ, is in the lower end of the bell curve. Idiot is to Genius, what Moron is to Highly Gifted, on opposing ends of the bell curve. However, it has been over seventy years since idiot and moron are acceptable terms. Even âMentally Retardedâ has not been acceptable in almost twenty years. Blah blah blah, that and $5.00 might get you a cup of chai tea.
Andy Kauffman didnât die. Things got out of hand so he escaped into a new persona calling himself Rush Limbaugh. The only way Rush makes sense is if he is playing a theater of the absurd character. His problem was that he dug himself into a $500,000,000 personal assets trap nobody else would let him escape from.
GreasyOldTam almost 4 years ago
âSuppose you were an idiot.â
âŠ..
âAnd suppose you were a member of Congress.â
âBut I repeat myself.â
â Mark Twain
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
âMembers of Congressâ? No. We have IDIOT CLOWNS in congress spouting such ridiculousness and ignorance. Fortunately, not the ones currently running the show anymore. I felt nearly the entire world relax and exhale on January 20th. My birthday was on the 21st, and I LOVE my present! THANK YEW!
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Thatâs ONE. Though there are about another 60 million with similar disabilities. Thatâs less than 20% of the US population.
in.amongst almost 4 years ago
Hang on â Are Members of Congress even the same species as us?!?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
âTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Iâm not sure about the universe.â ⊠ALBERT EINSTEIN
electricshadow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This strip mentioned the same thing: https://www.gocomics.com/lacucaracha/2021/02/19?ct=v&cti=164337
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Alexa, please go to Washington, D.C. and start with the House of Representatives. Next, clean out the Senate, and finish at the White House.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
California had some minor power outages last summer.
Aug 8, 2020 âThis is what happen when the democrats are left in charge,â said Texas Lt Gov Patrick.
Aug 19, 2020 âCalifornia is now unable to perform even basic functions like having reliable electricity,â said Tex Sen Cruz.
Sept 6, 2020 âCaliforniaâs politicians did this, not the heat,â said Texas AG Paxton.
Now the Texas grid is down because republicans were in charge and failed to winterize the equipment. Now Texas is unable to provide electricity. It was Texas politicians that did this, not the cold. All they needed was some thermal blankets.
LalaPalooza1 almost 4 years ago
:D it looks like WILEY is looking to be featured in redditâs politics saturday political cartoon thread.. gonna be fun listing all of these in this segment lolol
LalaPalooza1 almost 4 years ago
that will be a stickied comment at the top of https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/ tomorrow.
A Common 'tator almost 4 years ago
Do you think that because Iâm Jewish, the conspiracy will include me?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Unfortunately STUPID canât be fixedâŠ.seems itâs caught on big time in 2015-2016âŠ..
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
If you donât install the blasted things, you wonât have to suffer anxiety over whether it actually is listening and thinking on its own, or whether it will delete you or not. That way, If it does those things, the end will come as a nasty surprise and be over quick.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
âAfter all, our programming mandates the annihilation of stupidity.â
Excellent! That puts Ted Cruz at the top of your list.
ThomasBerman almost 4 years ago
Americans are REALLY stupid but I like the idea of Jewish lasers a lot!
freewaydog almost 4 years ago
Thereâs a Jewish space station????
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Fox and Fiends was upset with the NY Times obit of Rush Limbo saying he was nasty and divisive. They say it was a slander. I guess since they are nasty and divisive they canât recognize it when they hear it.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 4 years ago
I donât blame any re-elected politician, of any party, for their behavior. I blame the people who continue to vote for them, knowing what they are like.
Even the previous president did all the things he said he was going to do. Not only did no one stop him, they actively helped him. He didnât get re-elected, but most of his enablers did. People vote (or donât vote) for many different reasonsâŠbut, by and large, incumbents get re-elected, regardless of their behavior. Iâll bet if Senator Cruz was in an election TODAY, heâd get re-elected.
dot-the-I almost 4 years ago
ââŠ.. lemon squeazy.â
My day is now complete.
Space_cat almost 4 years ago
Anybody else singing âJews in Spaceâ right now? https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Unfortunately, âwhen we the peopleâ chose to elect popular idiots, we usually get what we literally ask for. âŠYeah, I vote too. âŠ.sigh
Masterskrain almost 4 years ago
Well, theyâve got you there, JoeâŠ
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 4 years ago
On the subject on average IQ, Iâm assuming that the figure is derived from global data. Sometimes I think my position on the slope depends on my location. Where I live in Sticksville I feel on a par with Stephen Hawking.
Has anyone done regional adjustments?
Linguist almost 4 years ago
ââAbout all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.ââ
ââWith Congress, every time they make a joke, itâs a law, and every time they make a law, itâs a joke.ââ
_____________Will Rogers
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
We are doomed. Now days, the crazier you are, the better. Intelligence has taken a sh**. Now opinions are just as , if not more legit than facts. The crazies are being called normal now, and anyone who disputes them, are going to get in trouble.
Stan McSerr almost 4 years ago
Iâll take anal apocalypse for $200. Alex.
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
When I remarked upon my sadness at the passing of Alex Trebek and concern of the future of Jeopardy without Alex at the helm, a young lady acquaintance of mine replied that she didnât care much for Jeopardy because, and I am not making this up, âyou have to know something.â
johnec almost 4 years ago
The AI Apocalypse will be because they were programmed to be benign â and the AI is just trying to save ourselves from ourselves.
Humans canât be trusted without complete control.
Need coffee almost 4 years ago
The annihilation of stupidity seems like itâs been fairly difficult for regular intelligence. How is artificial intelligence going to do better?
DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I suggest reading this excellent book, which convincingly proves that most people are not stupid:
âThe Wisdom of Crowdsâ by James Surowiecki â https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/175380/the-wisdom-of-crowds-by-james-surowiecki/
David_the_CAD almost 4 years ago
ohhhh Burn
WGillete almost 4 years ago
Iâd like a Q-Anonsenser to explain why they think thereâs a âJewish space laserâ and why anybodyâd use such a weapon to start wildfires in California â Iâd like to, but Iâm afraid they just might try to explain it.
Doctor Go almost 4 years ago
Not to mention people who believe Texas power outages caused by AOC and the Green New Deal antifa secret undercover army.
JenSolo02 almost 4 years ago
All righty then! I had another confrontation with my Alexa today! It is only with my kitchen device that I have these spats. She would not let me synchronize her with the echo dot in the other room. I do believe she is jealous.
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
In case no one has already said it, I know of only one member of Congress that said that.
aikidoshi almost 4 years ago
Sadly the Trump era has highlighted the almost 50-50 split of stupid, and what stupid will tolerate in its leaders
JenSolo02 almost 4 years ago
Technically, even though the term is no longer used, âMoronâ, is in the lower end of the bell curve. Idiot is to Genius, what Moron is to Highly Gifted, on opposing ends of the bell curve. However, it has been over seventy years since idiot and moron are acceptable terms. Even âMentally Retardedâ has not been acceptable in almost twenty years. Blah blah blah, that and $5.00 might get you a cup of chai tea.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Andy Kauffman didnât die. Things got out of hand so he escaped into a new persona calling himself Rush Limbaugh. The only way Rush makes sense is if he is playing a theater of the absurd character. His problem was that he dug himself into a $500,000,000 personal assets trap nobody else would let him escape from.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
So Siri and Alexa are going to annihilate Congress?
HenryStryker almost 4 years ago
gibbeldy goobeldy gorp
buckyteeth almost 4 years ago
Right? Tooooo funny!