Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 05, 2021

“I want you to kill him, and delete my browser history.”

AFAIK I have little google history. If I’m gone I really won’t be concerned what they say about me.

I would be satisfied with a few professional mourners & wailers at my funeral.

Dave?

Dave?

Dave’s not online.

I’m sure it will be more detailed that just Google history when we do check out.

I want to have them hand out printouts of all the GoComics political cartoons I’ve saved over the last year or two. Boy, what a brawl that will be.

Believe me, Dave’s not the only one…

I’ll be dead, what do I care?

This is the only true method of halting all the subscription apps on your computer, hopefully…..

Some things just need to die (and be buried) with the “loved one”.

Dave never heard of Incognito mode!!

Doesn’t matter now.

yesterday while watching youtube in an iphone’s browser (not the app which I rarely use), a popup message box: if you turn on your wi fi your location tracking will be more precise. Why the hell would I want them to track my location?

That’s why you use Bing. No one would EVER think to look there.

I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I CAN do that.

Let’s just scroll through his last posts…..

startpage.com (or duckduckgo.com). And a nice VPN.

“Naked Prancing Horses”?

That’s funny.

Clean your caches every night.

He only logged onto Google, because Hal would not open the pod bay doors

My Google history would put them to sleep.

I stopped using any site that has Disqus comments when I found a massive collection of every comment I had ever made. No way in hell they need to keep that.

Only a moron searches for sensitive subjects under their main/namesake account. :-) ;-)