The mantis male has ganglion in his head that keep him from mating, once that’s gone the rest of him does the mating….. he’s also a high protein meal for the female before she lays her eggs….
At least the female mantis is direct and final about it. The human version uses words, so she can keep beheading her mate over, and over, and over… You’d think they’d get bored with it after a while?
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
“Wife bite yer head off again? At least she didn’t chew you a new one this time.”
AllishaDawn over 3 years ago
“They eat the fathers!!”
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Nice name for the bar " The Buzz "
Concretionist over 3 years ago
When it’s over, it’s over. Get over it…
eromlig over 3 years ago
Giving head means something entirely different to mantises…
feverjr Premium Member over 3 years ago
The mantis male has ganglion in his head that keep him from mating, once that’s gone the rest of him does the mating….. he’s also a high protein meal for the female before she lays her eggs….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WyuhFYwrg
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
We were getting into necking when she decides she’d prefer a guy with taste.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Has a male mantis ever thought about wearing a steel collar or necklace?
eromlig over 3 years ago
Male mantises are like other males; they don’t think when they’re around females. At least, not with the big head…
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Should i be pleased that this is not applicable to humans?!?
Imagine over 3 years ago
Don’t lose your head over it.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Female mantis to male mantis: I could eat you up.
Male mantis to female mates: That’s what I’m afraid of.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Did you lose something?
Imagine over 3 years ago
The male mantis is monogamous. Obviously.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
And – darn it! – he just bought himself a new hat.
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
Wait… How did the mantis’s head got removed?
donwalter over 3 years ago
…don’t know what it is…something’s eating at me…
c141starlifter over 3 years ago
She said it tasted like chicken.
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
If the perspective was from outside the glass looking in, it could be a unique cover of the epic Edward Hopper painting “Nighthawks”.
bbenoit over 3 years ago
At least the female mantis is direct and final about it. The human version uses words, so she can keep beheading her mate over, and over, and over… You’d think they’d get bored with it after a while?
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
Mantis to barkeep: “Just give me a Frankina Stein and shuddup about it.”
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s what you get for praying on the weaker? sex.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m not going to make any comments regarding “head”. Period. So just move along.
WDemBlk Premium Member over 3 years ago
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Oh, snap!
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the termite that walked into a bar and asked " is the bartender?"
drycurt over 3 years ago
He shoulda brought a wing man.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
You’ve never had a girlfriend bite your head off?
chief tommy over 3 years ago
Women !!!!!
Rauderi over 3 years ago
Mantis: “I’m good. Got laid.”
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yowza, it’s been what — like 40 years? — since I’ve seen a cash register like that!
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Just when he thought he was getting ahead in business.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 3 years ago
All these “fly guys”. Let me tell you about this 8-legged girl with an hour-glass figure. To die for….
CrazyLady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay did NOT need to know that. Blechhh!Lol
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
I like the bug pouring drinks. I could always do with a “spare hand” sometimes.
JenSolo02 over 3 years ago
And now for something completely different…
LeslieAnn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why are the chairs legless and the stools poleless?
vanaals over 3 years ago
Wasn’t it Kipling who said something about keeping your head while those around you have lost theirs?
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Mantis, “All I said to her was…………….”
yarnm57 over 3 years ago
Later on Louis, the barkeep, was seen at the casino feeding money to the four-arm bandit.