Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2021

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    “Wife bite yer head off again? At least she didn’t chew you a new one this time.”

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    AllishaDawn  over 3 years ago

    “They eat the fathers!!”

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Actually, I got lucky.”

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    Nice name for the bar " The Buzz "

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    When it’s over, it’s over. Get over it…

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Giving head means something entirely different to mantises…

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    feverjr Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The mantis male has ganglion in his head that keep him from mating, once that’s gone the rest of him does the mating….. he’s also a high protein meal for the female before she lays her eggs….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WyuhFYwrg

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We were getting into necking when she decides she’d prefer a guy with taste.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Has a male mantis ever thought about wearing a steel collar or necklace?

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Male mantises are like other males; they don’t think when they’re around females. At least, not with the big head…

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    Should i be pleased that this is not applicable to humans?!?

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Don’t lose your head over it.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Female mantis to male mantis: I could eat you up.

    Male mantis to female mates: That’s what I’m afraid of.

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    Did you lose something?

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    The male mantis is monogamous. Obviously.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    And – darn it! – he just bought himself a new hat.

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    LiamG.P  over 3 years ago

    Wait… How did the mantis’s head got removed?

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …don’t know what it is…something’s eating at me…

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    c141starlifter  over 3 years ago

    She said it tasted like chicken.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 3 years ago

    If the perspective was from outside the glass looking in, it could be a unique cover of the epic Edward Hopper painting “Nighthawks”.

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    bbenoit  over 3 years ago

    At least the female mantis is direct and final about it. The human version uses words, so she can keep beheading her mate over, and over, and over… You’d think they’d get bored with it after a while?

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Mantis to barkeep: “Just give me a Frankina Stein and shuddup about it.”

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s what you get for praying on the weaker? sex.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m not going to make any comments regarding “head”. Period. So just move along.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Oh, snap!

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Kinda reminds me of the termite that walked into a bar and asked " is the bartender?"

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    drycurt  over 3 years ago

    He shoulda brought a wing man.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    You’ve never had a girlfriend bite your head off?

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    chief tommy  over 3 years ago

    Women !!!!!

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    Rauderi  over 3 years ago

    Mantis: “I’m good. Got laid.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yowza, it’s been what — like 40 years? — since I’ve seen a cash register like that!

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    Just when he thought he was getting ahead in business.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All these “fly guys”. Let me tell you about this 8-legged girl with an hour-glass figure. To die for….

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    CrazyLady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Okay did NOT need to know that. Blechhh!Lol

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    I like the bug pouring drinks. I could always do with a “spare hand” sometimes.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    And now for something completely different…

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why are the chairs legless and the stools poleless?

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    vanaals  over 3 years ago

    Wasn’t it Kipling who said something about keeping your head while those around you have lost theirs?

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Mantis, “All I said to her was…………….”

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    yarnm57  over 3 years ago

    Later on Louis, the barkeep, was seen at the casino feeding money to the four-arm bandit.

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