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Rodney, have you been telling some falsehoods to someone? It seems that your nose has grown to be longer than your arm. And I can think of only one reason that might be true.
WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 4a (written with Rodney’s perspective)
I couldn’t believe that someone like Huns kidnapped my girlfriend. And I planned to propose next day! But enough of those feelings! Wizard, Blanche, Bung and me landed near the Huns’ village. We wanted to be unseen, so we decided to use Bung as a lure. He protested, but Wiz said: “How about we’ll give you later some beer ?” Bung changed his mind and the rest of all hid behind a bush. To attract Huns, Bung cried: “YOOOOO, BEAR TIME!!!” “When?!” the villagers asked. “Now!” Bung answered. The warriors took him to drink with him. Meanwhile, I was tiptoeing with Wiz and Blanche to one of tents. Turns out, Gwen wasn’t in the tent. We were going out of there, when Huns nailed us. Attilla, the chief of the Huns, told them to tie us to a big, wooden pole. It was really hard to get out.
I don’t have a nemesis. I think I must be doing something wrong. I wonder how one goes about finding a nemesis. Is there a club? A society? Perhaps a book I could read? “Desperately seeking Nemesis.”
Reminds me of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons. Midvale School For the Gifted student pushing on a door clearly marked pull. Thank you Gary Larson.
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
Rodney, have you been telling some falsehoods to someone? It seems that your nose has grown to be longer than your arm. And I can think of only one reason that might be true.
Doug K about 4 years ago
Did the door really win the battle? Rodney has a battle wound, but he won (getting through the door).
His real Nemesis seems to be his not paying attention (to the sign on the door). That battle and war will probably continue to be a challenge to him.
Sanspareil about 4 years ago
Hope Rodney never meets a “Push me Pull you!”
me_the_polish_gull about 4 years ago
It’s time for…
WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 4a (written with Rodney’s perspective)
I couldn’t believe that someone like Huns kidnapped my girlfriend. And I planned to propose next day! But enough of those feelings! Wizard, Blanche, Bung and me landed near the Huns’ village. We wanted to be unseen, so we decided to use Bung as a lure. He protested, but Wiz said: “How about we’ll give you later some beer ?” Bung changed his mind and the rest of all hid behind a bush. To attract Huns, Bung cried: “YOOOOO, BEAR TIME!!!” “When?!” the villagers asked. “Now!” Bung answered. The warriors took him to drink with him. Meanwhile, I was tiptoeing with Wiz and Blanche to one of tents. Turns out, Gwen wasn’t in the tent. We were going out of there, when Huns nailed us. Attilla, the chief of the Huns, told them to tie us to a big, wooden pole. It was really hard to get out.
Part 4b in replies.
Gent about 4 years ago
That’s what ya get for being an illiterate.
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
Rodney’s enemy is a pull door. The black Knight must be laughing his armor off.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Wait till he gets to the door marked lift…..
jagedlo about 4 years ago
My money’s on the door to win the war!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I don’t have a nemesis. I think I must be doing something wrong. I wonder how one goes about finding a nemesis. Is there a club? A society? Perhaps a book I could read? “Desperately seeking Nemesis.”
blakerl about 4 years ago
I have a nemesis. It’s my cat. I lose the fight, every time I try to give him a bath.
WCraft about 4 years ago
Ah – the early warning system.
donwestonmysteries about 4 years ago
If the door is his old Nemesis someone needs to tell him he’s already lost the war.
flagmichael Premium Member about 4 years ago
I learned the word, “nemesis” in 9th grade English. I was taught it meant a deserved fate, from the Greek goddess of justice.
“A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.” – https://www.yourdictionary.com/nemesis
geese28 about 4 years ago
Said sideshow bob to the rake…..
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
Yes it has. “Katie, bar the door”…….
vacman about 4 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons. Midvale School For the Gifted student pushing on a door clearly marked pull. Thank you Gary Larson.