Close to Home by John McPherson for March 01, 2021

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    No, there’s one from the Mayo Clinic…eh… no wait…never mind.

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    Put your clothes on, and get the hell out of there!!!!

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    hertreehouse  over 3 years ago

    There’s a new alien dude. I’ve never seen the one eyed purple guy.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Must be a urologist…

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Purse snatching, Bleeb?

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    Pride of all the victories won in those hard fought eating contests. The same spirit that will take care of that fungus or whatever it is growing under your shirt, Sir.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    This physician is a real hot dog.

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    basspro  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like this guy is a real wiener.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    Makes me wonder if his nurse is a sauerkraut.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    The doc answers to “a higher authority”.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Rand Paul’s office?!

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Not to worry those wrappers are all Hebrew National, got to be a good doctor.

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    flemmingo  over 3 years ago

    Well he’s a hot dog of a doctor!

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    Love those exam tables with the tissue paper tops. So comfortable and noisy.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Appears that Bleeb is playing a game of “First I Look at the Purse”

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    Let’s just hope he isn’t a proctologist…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, apparently, he is at the proctologist’s office.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Doctor Mayer… Doctor Oscar Mayer… please report to exam room three!”

    (Hmmm, maybe those ARE actually diplomas after all!)

    PS: Well, Argor has made an appearance, just like T̶h̶e̶ T̶o̶o̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶…T̶h̶e̶ T̶o̶o̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶o̶r̶… McPherson said he would… only I’m wondering if he is supposed to be jailhouse gray or did they just forget to colorize him Bart Simpson yellow?

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb’s color looks a bit off. Maybe that’s why he’s at the doctor’s office. Or perhaps Argor scared him so badly it affected him physically.

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    j.l.farmer  over 3 years ago

    there is a Hungarian Hot Dog restaurant in our town that has celebrities, politicians, sport heroes, sign a hot dog bun when they come to the restaurant and then they put it up on the wall in a case. Jamie Farr, Dean Martin, Burt Reynolds, Jack Nicholas, Tracy Chapman, Gloria Steinem, Paul Newman, Hale Berry, are some of the famous signers.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But they’re gold medal winning hot dogs!

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    CrzyDyeman  over 3 years ago

    They must be at the urologist’s office.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    We have a wiener.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    He’s a collector on the side, that’s his trophy case.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Must’ve been some hot dog eating contest

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    That’s probably OK, Barry’s gut looks to be filled with hot dogs!

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    MT Wallet   over 3 years ago

    Good news! My real actual newspaper has re-added this strip after a number of years. Or at least I think it was re-added. I do know I had to change which newspaper I read it in twice, and then COVID-19 meant reading these online since the newspapers would be harder to look at.

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    February 16 from the Creator John McPherson the following:

    “The Tooninator CREATOR 13 days agoHi folks! I’m sure many of you spotted a new alien among the cast of tiny aliens! He is a cyclops monster named Argor. He after anyone he can get his hands on, including Dalcon! But he is very furtive, so you may not spot him very often.”

    https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2021/02/16

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Can he cut the mustard?

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Thankfully I never SAUSAGE an office before! :>)

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I see Cyclopian ARGOR but the other does appear to have an eye patch, leading me to believe this is not Bleeb but Dalcon, scourge of the planet Z. :>) (Patsnozzle- AKA Sir Bleeb-a-lot!)

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