Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 13, 2021

But in a nice way!

“Seven Little Girls, sittin in the back seat, huggin and a kissin with Vic”

Does Mimi even attend the games?!

No, you’re about to get whomped! Gang whomped!

P1 with Mimi MIA, Becca takes charge and fires up the team, inspiring them to actually care and play hard

P2 Milford 50, Oakwood 44 – good news: hopes for 2nd in the Valley and the playdowns are still alive – bad news: baseball this spring and Milford CC this summer are in jeopardy

P3 Hey, Vic, we need a ride to the Bucket, can you give us a ride? Susan can drive while you show the rest of us around the back of your van – oh, and bring that long stiff crutch of yours

Only in your dreams, kid.

P1, Oh, you’ll find out soon enough, Teazy.

P2, WTF kind of shot is that? No wonder it got blocked.

P3, Hey, Vic. How would you like to teabag Teazy? We can make that happen for you, no charge!

Wouldn’t Vic look great playing this up as mild mannered Clifford Skridlow? The good Doctor is in the house. After all, Vic said previously as a new brother snarker. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

“Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought I’d be writing to you…”

I can only guess that they’re gonna tell him to ask Tessi to prom over the PA

For a second there I thought Cindy Brady was on the team

Hey Vic how many basketball players can you get in your van lying side by side???

Hey Vic, “after the game do you really want to get that van a rockin?”

Coaches Held Hostage: Mimi, Day 52; Kaz, Day 42.

P1 – Another artist favorite, a closeup using NasalCam™!

P2 – Only two explanations for being able to block a jumpshot with your arm parallel to the ground. Becca is 9’ tall, or the Oakwood player is trying to shoot while laying down.

P3 – Seeing as the game must have ended 2 minutes ago, either the Milford fans all rushed out of the gym to secure limited seating at The Bucket, or it was another fine attendance of 4 fans.

And speaking of fine attendance, I’m hoping there’s a fine attendance of fans heading over to Mopped Up Thorp today.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Darn, my prediction was wrong, their plan wasn’t to freeze Tessi out during the game. Although there’s no mention of how many points she scored, so maybe it happened.

So it looks like what others have been predicting is going to occur, a massive group date for Vic with the rest of the team. Are they asking him to prom? Seems unlikely that none of those other girls would have a date, but then again, the more unlikely, the more likely in this strip.

Unless they’re inviting him to some 4 on 1 after the game. He’s going to need more than a crutch to walk around in the morning.

In all reality , No Vic you’re not going to get mugged but Tessi is for the way she treats you ,want to watch. No, I still love her.

Have a great weekend my friends.

Day 96 of Moon Held Hostage! He’s playing the waiting game to see if he can “chaperone” The Tease to prom.

Ah, now I get it. They are not asking him for a group date. They are not asking him to take all of them to the prom. They are going to ask him to give all of them a ride to The Bucket in his grandpa van. Everyone will be stunned, stunned I say. Tessi will have multiple EES events when she sees all of them roll out of his van. Fonzie will give Vic the thumbs up and the episode ends happily as usual.

Maybe Vic will get to choose among them for his prom date. Look out for that Becca Ramirez! Get that shot deflected outta here!

P 2: “…GET THAT WEAK-A$$ S**T OUTTA’ HERE SON…”

P2: Looks like the old Status of Liberty play…“Give me your tired plot lines, your poor art work, your readers yearning to be free of this…”