Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 19, 2021

To air is human (or horse), to forgive divine.

What, no cow bell?

Must have got them through the ethernet.

Horace proves P.T. Barnum correct…

Vaporware, all of them.;-D

And the music evaporated.

Kind of like how some eBayers in the early day sold a New PlayStation Box. With the recipient finding out too late they meant only the box.

With this he was even allowed to perform on the radio – but the station was not on air

Going to get lots of airplay.

And if he wore shoes they would be Nike Air.

Does this make him an airhead?

If his father is a king would this make him air to the throne?

Air today. Gone tomorrow.

If you play too loud you could burst an air drum

The air bagpipes and the air kazoo didn’t make the grade.

AIRrare horacium est

and in plain view “AIR HEAD”…!

How about an “Air One-Horse Band”?

I have a set of “Air Guitar Strings” hanging on my wall, professional label, plastic bag and all. People always look twice at the empty package… until they figure it out. ;D

I used to play the “air zil” when I took belly dancing lessons.

Gonna be a quiet day at Horace’s house today.

He must be playing the square root of negative one.

It is, after all, an imaginary number.

The air sitar was his best acquisition! I bet he sold it to avoid paying for the insurance.

Local guitar shop once put an empty guitar rack outside the door with a sign that said, “Free Air Guitar. Please take one.”

And yes, I was actually in the store when a, um, chemically challenged guy came in and complained that he wanted one of the free (air) guitars, but the rack was empty. I wish he’d been joking, but he just didn’t get it…

This is bordering on Dwight Schultz material. Don’t harm Monica with a Bit-O-Honey comb.

Where’s Bluefin? I have a Finnish laundry line now with aJarkko Ruutu swerve.